Well, that is awkward…
Now that he’s been elected House Speaker, Representative Mike Johnson is discovering there’s just a bit extra scrutiny positioned on the particular person three steps away from the presidency. But possibly as a substitute of a highlight, the press ought to have introduced a blacklight??
The Republican from Louisiana enjoys his public picture as an upstanding, squeaky clear household man, however he could have inadvertently outed himself as what’s typically known as, properly, a dang-ass freak.
Johnson doesn’t need you to see it anymore, however in a dialog on the Cypress Baptist Church in Louisiana final yr, he defined he has “accountability software” put in on his pc and telephone. He defined in a now-unlisted video on YouTube:
“It scans all the activity on your phone, or your devices, your laptop, what have you; we do all of it.”
The program, known as Covenant Eyes, screens your on-line exercise to ensure you don’t use porn. And he’s not utilizing it alone. He stated he and his teenage son Jack each have the software program put in! And they monitor each other’s utilization! Well, that’s simply creepy… He stated:
“It sends a report to your accountability partner. My accountability partner right now is Jack, my son. He’s 17. So he and I get a report about all the things that are on our phones, all of our devices, once a week. If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice. I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate.”
Let’s be completely clear, he was bragging about this. Showing what a terrific, clear man and accountable dad he’s. But frankly, properly…
Look, it’s type of like getting right into a date’s automotive and seeing a kind of breathalyzers — the sort the place the automotive gained’t begin until you show your blood alcohol content material. It’s a crimson flag. Because you recognize who wants that? PEOPLE WITH A DUI!
That breathalyzer isn’t proof the particular person doesn’t have a ingesting drawback, it’s a certain signal they do have an issue. And this sort of software program needs to be a giant crimson flag that Mike has some points.
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Speaking of which, did the identify Covenant Eyes ring a bell, btw? It did for us. And after just a few moments we realized the place we’d heard it earlier than. It’s the identical accountability software program Josh Duggar had put in on his telephone and pc! Remember? At some level after he acquired busted in 2015, not simply a ton of porn but additionally discovering dishonest companions on Ashley Madison, he needed to get the accountability software program put in to ship reviews to his spouse Anna.
Josh Duggar, y’all! THAT’S the one different particular person we’ve ever heard of utilizing this software program. Need any extra proof this needs to be thought of a crimson effing flag??
Here’s the proof btw:
COMPROMISE ALERT: Speaker Mike Johnson makes use of software program Covenant Eyes (discovered about at a Promise Keepers retreat) that scans all his digital gadgets & offers a weekly report an “accountability accomplice” his 17 yr previous son (so principally do not watch porn or your son/dad will know????) pic.twitter.com/SSWpB9IIDB
— Receipt Maven (@receiptmaven) October 31, 2023
There are a pair issues right here with the Speaker of the House utilizing this software program.
First, there’s a really actual safety difficulty. Everything this man does on his telephone and pc is monitored by a non-public firm? Who can see this? What’s their safety like?? Foreign powers attempt to hack and compromise us on a regular basis as of late, this looks like a extremely overt breach.
The different? Listen, we’re not within the enterprise of yucking yums or kink-shaming, and web porn may hardly be thought of kinky even. It’s simply fairly regular at this level. The drawback? The unfortunately-named-at-this-particular-moment Johnson is the type of Christian who believes everybody else ought to adhere to his beliefs. He’s in opposition to abortion, clearly. But he’s even in opposition to contraception. Yeah.
Not solely that, he and his spouse are firmly in opposition to LGBT rights. We imply, principally their entire existence. They apparently suppose simply being homosexual is a sin and thus assist conversion remedy. We discovered final week Kelly Johnson‘s counseling service equates gay sex to bestiality. They’re THOSE kinds of Christians.
So to search out out he’s the type of man who has accountability software program put in on his pc? The hypocrisy, that’s the difficulty. Just admit intercourse is a standard, pure a part of the human expertise! Stop making an attempt to carry everybody to bizarre puritanical requirements you don’t even suppose YOU can stay as much as with out a digital ankle monitor!
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