Goonies and the Unbelievable True Crime Adventures of a Canadian Yacht Thief

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The Goonies made $9 million {dollars} in its opening weekend in June 1985. Even with trailers flaunting its blockbuster crew including Richard Donner (“the director of The Omen and Superman”) and Goonies producer and co-writer Steven Spielberg (“the director of Jaws and Raiders of The Lost Ark”), the movie nonetheless positioned in a not-so-close second on the field workplace to Sylvester Stalone’s motion automobile sequel Rambo: First Blood Part II.


But if The Goonies proved nothing else, it’s that opening weekends aren’t the top of the story. The endearing 80s journey and baby actor ensemble was a Hollywood manufacturing for the ages, snowballing from cult basic standing to a global sensation over a number of many years on house video.

As Rambo was taking pictures up the movie’s opening weekend probabilities all through a lot of the nation, Goonies hysteria was already in full swing in the summertime of ‘85 in Astoria, Oregon where the film is set and where a majority of it was shot. The Goonies’ early reputation within the historic port metropolis is evidenced by photographs of a crowded line of moviegoers stretching across the block exterior Astoria’ Liberty Theater, initially a vaudeville theater earlier than it turned a cinema. Little did town know what sort of real-life characters the film would ultimately draw to the northwestern tip of the Beaver State.


Donner and Spielberg Shot Much of The Goonies On Location

Spielberg Donner Goonies
Warner Bros.

While sequences that includes lavish set items just like the Pirate Ship required Donner and Spielberg to shoot on a soundstage in Los Angeles, an excessive amount of The Goonies was truly filmed on location in Astoria and surrounding areas on the Oregon coast (although they did sub in Bodega Bay in Northern California for some final minute reshoots of the movie’s ending). Donner and Spielberg have been so dedicated to taking pictures on location in Astoria that they even filmed the interiors of the “Goon Docks” home in the true home within the historic Uppertown neighborhood.

This was an uncommon transfer contemplating that inside scenes featured in Hollywood movies are virtually all the time shot on Hollywood soundstages to make room for the digital camera and exert extra management over different parts of manufacturing like lighting and sound. Why would Donner and Spielberg sacrifice that management and wiggle room for the digital camera, particularly with all these youngsters crammed into that home? Because they fell in love with Astoria. Speaking within the made-for-TV documentary The Making of a Cult Classic: The Unauthorized Story of The Goonies (2010), Donner mentioned that Spielberg, himself, and some different colleagues:

… jumped right into a van and we began driving up the West Coast. We’d cease in little cities in California and say ‘This is good’ and ‘That was good’. We obtained all the best way as much as Astoria. It was pissing down with rain. And we went into [the Thunderbird Motel] and early [the next] morning everyone modified their garments, showered, we obtained again within the van and we began to drive. And the solar got here out. I imply, ‘Oh my god this place is unbelievable’. You obtained the port, you bought the river, and you bought this and this. It was like time stood nonetheless. It was a city that wanted The Goonies to put it aside. And that was it. It was only one look. And we’d fallen in love. Astoria was it.

The Real Goonies House Became a Movie Mecca

The Goonies House
Warner Bros.

The real-life home in Astoria’s Uppertown neighborhood which belonged to the fictional Walsh household in The Goonies (performed by Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Mary Ellen Trainer, and Keith Walker) has since change into the area’s most well-known landmark aside from the pure landmark rock formations on close by Cannon Beach, that are featured within the opening credit score sequence of the film.

But the Uppertown Astoria home has change into greater than only a filming location. It has change into one thing of a Spielbergian mecca for which followers have traveled the globe to take photographs in entrance of to put up on social media or tack to their fridge. Unfortunately, not everybody who visits the home is content material with a couple of selfies.

In the years because the launch of The Goonies, Astoria has had a rocky relationship with the insanity of film fandom, culminating in a latest incident that’s simply probably the most weird but because it entails a useless fish, a harmful rescue mission from the U.S. Coastguard, and a Pacific Northwest manhunt in contrast to another.

The Breaking Bad House Faced Similar Fandom

Breaking Bad Pizza On Roof
Sony Pictures Television

As the house owners of the true home featured in exterior pictures all through the five-season run of Breaking Bad (2008-2013) know all too nicely, fandom is usually a double-edged sword. One iconic shot from the second episode of season three of the sequence options Bryan Cranston tossing an additional giant pepperoni pizza completely onto the roof of his character Walter White’s home.

Though the shot is likely one of the extra amusing examples of what filmmakers continuously seek advice from as “happy accidents” it has sadly led to quite a few copycat incidents. Nefarious followers of the present have repeatedly tossed pizzas onto the roof as in the event that they have been rest room papering the home.

On a 2015 episode of the Breaking Bad: Insider Podcast, the hit sequence’ creator Vince Gilligan denounced the pizza throwers and different questionable conduct from disrespectful followers, asking them to depart the owners in peace. Nevertheless, the pizzas saved coming and, ultimately, the owners erected a six foot fence to maintain the Breaking Bad fanatics out. But even whereas it was being constructed in 2017 some followers snaked their means in to take selfies.

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Other owners within the Albuquerque neighborhood felt the warmth turning up because the “White House” was a Gilliverse Mecca. As one neighbor informed native information channel KRQE in 2017, “All day, non-stop, there’s people up and down this road. They park in front of our driveway and block us in.”

The “GoonDocks” Neighborhood Has Faced the Wrath of Goonies Fans

The Goonies
Warner Bros.

Like the disgruntled neighbors of the Breaking Bad home in Albuquerque, owners within the Uppertown neighborhood of Astoria, Oregon haven’t all the time been the most important followers of the relentless onlookers and selfie-takers poking round their historic houses. Uppertown home-owner Roger Warren complained about being gridlocked on his personal road and estimated that someplace between 10,000 to fifteen,000 individuals flocked to the neighborhood in June 2015 for the thirtieth anniversary celebration of The Goonies. Speaking to The Astorian in 2015, Warren mentioned:

A few years in the past, we noticed it simply was a circus. During the summer season months, it was simply hundreds and hundreds of individuals. It simply obtained out of hand.

Also chatting with The Astorian in 2015, Astoria’s City Councilor Russ Warr mentioned that almost all of Goonies followers have been:

… pretty, pleasant, heat individuals. But there are a couple of who’re actually abusive, and several other have refused to depart the property when requested to. They’ve supplied to struggle the home-owner [Sandi Preston]…

During the peak of the thirtieth anniversary celebration Preston lined the home in tarps and put up indicators which learn “Access Closed to Goonies House.”

The Goonies House Tarps
KOMO News

Preston has since moved in and out December 2022 the home was offered for $1.65 million to a self-described Goonies fan with massive desires for the property. New proprietor Behman Zakeri has welcomed future Hollywood productions like a sequel to The Goonies. Speaking to King 5 in 2023, Zakeri mentioned:

Call me. Let’s make it occur.

But quickly after buying the property he had his first style of fan fatigue. In January 2023, one Jericho Wolf Labonte, 35 yr previous male of Victoria, B.C. left a useless fish on the porch of the Uppertown Astoria home featured in The Goonies. He then filmed himself dancing across the property, gave the home (what else?) a center finger, and posted the entire ordeal on social media. Not that native police would want Labonte’s put up. The home’s safety digital camera captured all the pieces.

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This was solely the start of Labonte’s real-life voyage which feels tailored for an episode of Clerks director Kevin Smith and longtime producer companion Scott Mosier’s podcast. For a number of years on Smodcast, the filmmaking duo behind Chasing Amy (1997) and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) would sport outrageous Canadian accents whereas studying aloud tweets of weird crimes dedicated in Vancouver B.C. posted by @ScanBC, the Canadian metropolis’s unofficial crime reporting Twitter account.

The U.S. Coast Guard Rescued Goonies House Vandal

Goonies Pirate Ship Set
Warner Bros.

According to Gene Johnson’s 2023 article for The Seattle Times, it was not lengthy after his Goonies home pit cease that Labonte commandeered a yacht he discovered docked in close by Warrenton, Oregon and set sail alongside the Columbia River. Seeing as Labonte doesn’t hail from the area, the Canadian man might not have realized that this specific river is notorious for uneven crusing circumstances and is understood colloquially as “the graveyard of the Pacific.” It’s no marvel that Labonte by no means reached the Pacific Ocean in that stolen yacht.

Heavy surf trapped him on the mouth of the Columbia River. Astoria Police Chief Stacy Kelly informed native press {that a} Warrenton resident reported his yacht stolen quickly after Labonte’s disastrously short-lived cruise on the Columbia River. Unfortunately for its proprietor, in response to the U.S. Coast Guard swimmer who saved Labonte’s life, “the boat was just about in shambles.”

U.S. Coast Guard posted footage on social media of the daring rescue mission, exhibiting swimmer Branch Walton being lowered by a cable from a helicopter into the stormy seas. By the time Walton reached the yacht it had capsized from an enormous wave and jettisoned Labonte into the Columbia River. Walton swam over and grabbed maintain of the then-unidentified man.

Goonies
Warner Bros. 

Labonte was helicoptered to a Coast Guard Base in Astoria and transferred to a close-by hospital. After being handled briefly for gentle hypothermia, the hospital discharged Labonte earlier than police might put the items collectively that the man from the Coast Guard footage was the identical man from the safety digital camera footage flipping off the Goonies home with the useless fish.

Police discovered Labonte two days later at a homeless shelter 17 miles south of Astoria in Seaside, Oregon the place he had been staying “under an alias”. Labonte was arrested and charged with theft, prison mischief, endangering one other individual, and unauthorized use of a automobile.

Aside from the quite a few crimes Labonte dedicated on American soil (and waters), he’s nonetheless wished in British Columbia for expenses of prison harassment, mischief, and failure to conform. If, nevertheless, the police had not discovered Labonte in that homeless shelter then his whereabouts may need change into one other nice thriller like The Goonies’ personal One-Eyed Willy, whose closing resting place and pirate treasure was buried deep beneath the Oregon coast.



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