Seth Meyers went there! Hitting the NBCUniversal upfront stage on Monday morning, Meyers gave a powerful monologue tweaking his company overlords — and one joke on the very finish elicited the largest laughs (and gasps!) from the viewers.
He kicked off the gag by noting that “we have some great returning shows this year, as well as some new shows. ‘Ted’ is returning to Peacock for a second season, but for the sake of ad sales, we’re just gonna call it ‘The Bear.’”
Fine joke. And then he went in for the kill, using the upcoming new present from his friends Amy Poehler and Mike Schur: “‘Dig’ follows four women who work in a archeological dig in Greece who uncover a long buried secret. Well, if it’s a long buried secret at NBC, I’m guessing it’s Matt Lauer.”
Boom, nailed it. “I’ve been told to wrap it up here!” he quipped. It was maybe the primary time Lauer’s title had been uttered on an NBCU upfronts stage because the former “Today” present host was fired in 2017 over sexual harassment allegations.
Beyond that, Meyers took glee in roasting Comcast for inexplicably naming its cable spin-off — previously known as “SpinCo” — because the puzzling “Versant.”
“That’s proper, ‘Versant,’” he said, noting that it sounds like a pharmaceutical name. “So remember to ask your doctor if Versant is right for you. For real, ‘Versant’ seems like one thing you hear marketed through the information that makes you surprise, do I’ve moist AMD? When I heard the corporate was known as Versant, I believed it’s official. There are not any good names left. Imagine being jealous that somebody beat you to ‘Tubi.’ Do we name it ‘Roku?’ Believe it or not, anyone already took ‘Roku.’ Snatched it up sooner than a ‘Quibi.’
“I was told Comcast named NBCUniversal’s cable spin off ‘Versant’ to emphasize corporate versatility,” he added. “They’re so versatile. In fact, they’re so versatile, they’re willing to change it again when you don’t like it. By the way, you know what’s a catchy name? SpinCo. Here’s the good news. It’s not about the name, it’s about quality. Versant will consist of USA Network, CNBC, E!, Oxygen, Syfy, MSNBC and the Golf Channel. So bad news, Mr. President, if you want the Golf Channel, you will have to also get MSNBC.”
That led to a point out of Trump’s go well with in opposition to Paramount over “60 Minutes,” however Meyers used it to tweak his bosses. “Speaking of President Trump, his administration is currently suing CBS for $20 billion whereas NBC has managed to avoid Trump’s wrath by very shrewdly not having $20 billion. Always staying one step ahead.”
Taking goal at Bravo: “Oh, and before I forget, there are more than 25 Real Housewives here today. I legally have to tell you that it’s like when there’s an announcement that strobe lights are being used during the performance,” he stated. “This is cool. Bravo has ordered a new Real Housewives spin off the ‘Real Housewives of Rhode Island.’ And while I’m excited, if we’re going to do one in New England, do it someplace where the accents are heavier, you know, the Real Housewives of Southie. Nobody’s drinking wine. They’re just pull little Fireball bottles from their purse. ‘I’m not having her at my birthday dinner. She’s a backstabber. Literally, she stabbed her first husband in the back!’ ‘Oh, come on, Kathy you’re being dramatic.’ So this ‘The Real Housewives of Southie,’ they’re gonna call it VERSANT!”
Meyers took benefit of the brand new Pope Leo XIV from Chicago to get in just a few Dick Wolf gags: “Can I just say, as a proud member of the NBC family, this has been a huge year for us. ‘The Traitors,’ ‘SNL 50,’ ‘Chicago Pope!’ You know Dick Wolf’s agent is on the phone with the Vatican right now saying, ‘Dick gets a cut. You never would have thought of Chicago Pope without Dick!’ What a time to be Dick Wolf. NBC has renewed ‘Chicago Med,’ ‘Chicago PD’ and ‘Chicago Fire.’ It’s all part of our ongoing commitment to making sure people are terrified of Chicago.”
Also, as NBC introduced Monday that it might air a particular subsequent yr marking its a centesimal anniversary, Meyers joked, “NBC is 100 years old, so that’s something you can sell the 18 to 49 demo on, right? Might as well put your ads on the side of an old church. That’s right. NBC next year will celebrate its 100 year anniversary, but it hasn’t really been funny since the first season.”
OK, that one didn’t fairly fly with the advert crowd, which didn’t get the reference at first. “That’s an ‘SNL’ joke,” Meyers needed to clarify. “Did you know ‘SNL’ turned 50 last year?”
Meyers additionally joked that he admires NBC’s “consistency… I just feel like everything’s gonna be okay in the world when I wake up to Hoda Kotb and end my day with Lester Holt. What’s that? They’re both leaving? We’re all gonna die.”
That could also be true, however at the very least we’ve got “Wicked For Good” to sit up for later this yr. After director John M. Chu revealed the movie’s trailer to the gang, asking the viewers to not file it, Meyers quipped: “I said it at last year’s upfront, and I’ll say it again this year. I filmed the ‘Wicked’ trailer on my phone backstage, and I’m happy to airdrop it to anyone here.”
Meyers opened his set with a tongue-in-cheek provide to the media consumers in attendance: ” I’m Seth Meyers, or for the best worth, ‘Tostitos Presents Seth Meyers.’ I host the 12:30 slot. I’m open to something. If I may promote the naming rights to my youngsters, I might. Verizon can be an incredible title for my seven yr previous, contemplating how usually I scream at him, ‘Can you hear me now?’
“My daughter’s name? Maybe it’s Adelaide, maybe it’s Maybelline… maybe it’s Ford F-150. I’m not picky. You guys, everything is for sale. For example, the second part of “Wicked’ is set to premiere later this year, and I’m just saying for the right price, she could fly a Swiffer. They could melt her with Aquafina water. We will do the reshoots. The industry is in flux. We’re open to a lot!”