Bridge burned! Bridge completely OBLITERATED with napalm!
Don’t count on Donald Trump to hunt the endorsement of Kim Kardashian this time round! The former POTUS famously labored together with his fellow actuality star on jail commutations throughout his first time period in workplace. It was one of many few optimistic issues he did, actually — and all on the behest of Kim as we understood it.
The SKIMS founder used all her cache as a star to attraction to Trump’s starf**ker nature and acquired him to do one thing worthwhile together with his energy and grant clemency to Alice Marie Johnson and others… one thing he positively by no means truly believed in. We imply, JFC, the brand new, extra totalitarian drug coverage he’s working on would have seen Alice sentenced to loss of life!
In his new guide ABC News reporter Jonathan Karl tries to resolve the unusual bedfellows that saved Alice and others. Per a supply cited in Tired of Winning: Donald Trump and the End of the Grand Old Party, it was even sketchier than it seemed from the skin. The insider advised Karl “Trump listened to her requests and demanded a straight-up quid pro quo”:
“He would grant the commutations, he told Kardashian, if she leveraged her celebrity connections to get football stars who were friends of hers to come visit him at the White House.”
Wow. It wasn’t sufficient to get the implicit blessing of Kim, he needed NFL stars. Karl writes:
“Kardashian actually tried to do what Trump demanded, seeing it as a small price to pay to get justice for people she believed were serving unjust sentences. But all the players she approached declined. Trump had become too toxic. In the final two weeks of his presidency, nobody wanted to be anywhere near him.”
Well, Trump didn’t like being referred to as “toxic”! Remember, he’s the YUGEST and everybody loves him!
The former president jumped on Truth Social to hit again — not simply on the writer however at Kim Kardashian herself! He wrote:
“Failed ABC Fake News reporter Jonathan Karl just wrote another bad book. He works sooo hard, but has sooo little talent – Some people have it, and some people don’t. In the “book” he has the World’s most overrated superstar, Kim Kardashian, supposedly telling me that she “would leverage her celebrity to get football stars to come to the White House,” if I’d commute the sentences of varied prisoners.”
“The World’s most overrated celebrity”?! DAYUM! He continued:
“This story is Fake News in that she would be the last person I asked to get football players. I’ve had many teams, from all sports and leagues, in the White House. If there was even a slight reluctance, I would immediately withdraw the invitation, there would be NO Negotiation – But this did not happen often.”
It didn’t occur typically, however they’d a standing coverage for being rejected. LOLz! We love that the coverage was “immediately withdraw the invitation” so that they couldn’t refuse. Like when a man asks you out and as quickly as you say you possibly can’t, he calls you a bitch and says he didn’t wish to go along with you anyway. Pathetic!
Trump did present some love for Kanye West although, proving that relationship continues to be alive regardless of Donnie initially distancing himself from the antisemitism. Maybe they’ll have dinner along with a neo-Nazi once more but! He continued:
“I did help with prisoner commutation, but only if deserving, and much more so for Kanye West than for Kim, who probably voted for Crooked Joe Biden, and look at the mess our Country is in now. Many other false stories in Karl’s very boring book, but nothing worth mentioning!”
Such an inexpensive response! Ha! This man was truly our Commander-in-Chief! Wild. We chortle to maintain from crying.
Nope. We’re crying, too. Sigh…
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