Well, that’s one solution to pull off an October shock.
Randy Kaufman is operating for governing board of the Maricopa County Community College District in Arizona. A comparatively low-level place in politics, however you understand what? Local elections matter! And this one actually does. Because this man remains to be on the poll.
In a Facebook submit again in May, the GOP candidate stated he’s operating as a result of he desires “our children protected [from] the progressive left.” We don’t know if he’s referring to QAnon crap or what, however the sentiment has not aged nicely since his arrest this week for allegedly masturbating in public.
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According to a lately surfaced police report, Kaufman was arrested again on October 4 after allegedly being caught masturbating in public. A Maricopa County Community Colleges Police officer noticed an unusually parked truck. Investigating, the campus cop approached the car and located the Republican politician inside — red-handed, so to talk. The police report reads:
“[Kaufman] appeared to be looking at a cell phone in one hand. I immediately became alarmed as I saw [Kaufman] had his pants down mid-thigh and was exposed showing his fully erect nude penis. [Kaufman] was manipulating his genitals in a masturbatory manner.”
The cop writes that Kaufman didn’t discover him method as a result of he was so “engrossed” in what he was doing.
The most annoying half, for the officer, was the place the car was parked. Not solely was this broad daylight, this was not an deserted space; the officer famous there have been vehicles coming and going, a bicyclist who went proper by the truck. And that the place was “in full view of the Wirtzels Preschool and Child Care Center.” The cop says there have been “several preschool age children having outdoor activities” on the playground.
It’s not clear if committing this act in view of the kids was, nicely, a part of it — however on the very least it appears clear Kaufman didn’t thoughts that they had been there. Just so gross.
When confronted, the report says, Kaufman stated merely:
“I’m sorry. I f**ked up. I’m really stressed.”
Kaufman instructed the officer, per the report, that he had no concept there was a preschool there (the cop says it was in plain view “approximately 190 feet” away in the identical course the truck was going through). He’s quoted as asking:
“Are you going to put that in the report?”
The officer responded:
“Don’t you see how alarming that is? That there are children nearby, people passing on bikes and in cars where they can look and see what you are doing?”
Kaufman was arrested for public sexual indecency, although he might find yourself going through extra critical felony expenses because of his proximity to the preschool. You can learn the complete report HERE.
The politician introduced he was suspending his marketing campaign on Tuesday. He didn’t point out the arrest in his assertion, saying as an alternative he “will never stop fighting to protect the United States Constitution and the values that make America the greatest country in the world.” We ought to word this announcement got here two full weeks after the arrest. We can solely guess he thought possibly it wouldn’t come out in time to cease the vote? As it’s, the Maricopa County Recorder’s Office has confirmed it’s now too late to take away Kaufman from the poll. And after all lots of people voted early. This f**king man might nonetheless get elected.
Politics in 2022, people….
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