Donald Trump Crashes Jesus’ Easter With Tariffs in Cold Open

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Donald Trump Crashes Jesus’ Easter With Tariffs in Cold Open


The value of eggs is unquestionably going up this Easter on account of Donald Trump’s tariffs — and James Austin Johnson’s president crashed the vacation within the chilly open of “Saturday Night Live.”

Mikey Day performed Jesus Christ within the opening of Saturday’s new episode, hosted by Jon Hamm with musical visitor Lizzo. Just as Jesus was complaining concerning the enhance in retailers’ costs in historical instances, Johnson’s Trump steals the scene and delivers a hilarious monologue concerning the tariffs and plummeting inventory market.

“Remind you of anyone? I also got rid of money last week but instead of one temple, I did a whole country. Maybe even the globe,” Johnson’s Trump mentioned. “The money’s gone. Hi, it’s me, your favorite president, Donald Jesus Trump, comparing myself to the son of God once again. Many people are even calling me the Messiah for the mess I made out of the economy.”

Like final weekend, Trump’s tariffs have been entrance and middle on this episode of “SNL,” and the solid referenced Trump’s 180-degree activate among the tariff will increase that had the inventory market rebound a bit earlier this week.

“All because of my beautiful tariffs. They’re so beautiful. They were working so well that I had to stop them,” Johnson’s Trump joked. “It’s true. The stock market did a Jesus. It died, then on the third day, it was risen. And then on the fourth day, it died again. Possibly, never to return, just like Jesus.”

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