Armie Hammer Says His Mom Gifted Him a Vasectomy for His Birthday

Armie Hammer’s thirty eighth birthday reward was … a vasectomy — and if that doesn’t elevate eyebrows, get this — his mother picked up the tab.

The actor’s mother, Dru, joined him on his ‘Armie HammerTime Podcast,’ explaining that whereas she is aware of a great deal of girls would like to have his child, as a Catholic, she’d want he wait till marriage.

Realistically, although, she is aware of that the ship has sailed — he is already bought 2 youngsters together with his ex-wife — so she gifted him the final word “simply in case” gesture to keep away from any surprises.

Armie shared simply how awkward the entire thing was on the physician’s workplace — explaining when he went to pay, he needed to inform the receptionist his mother can be masking the price of the birthday vasectomy. Armie’s birthday is August 28, BTW.

Watch the clip — he cringes whereas reflecting on the receptionist’s baffled response — most likely a scenario the doc’s workplace had not seen earlier than.

All in all, Armie was very happy to take his mother up on the provide, making it clear he’s executed increasing the household. As we stated, he already has 2 youngsters — Harper, 9, and Ford, 7 — together with his ex, Elizabeth Chambers.

Meanwhile, Dru didn’t maintain again from discussing the wild cannibalism accusations in opposition to Armie. She stood by him, insisting he wasn’t criminally improper … even admitting she known as him as much as ask if there have been girls strolling round lacking ribs and limbs due to him!