Well, that is simply pointless.
Bam Margera has lastly, formally launched his Instagram followers to the brand new girlfriend we’ve heard a lot about. But he did so in a approach that, relatively than simply gush about his new love, actually serves to trash his ex.
The Jackass alum has posted a pic with Jessica earlier than, because it seems, however by no means recognized her because the GF we’ve been listening to about in latest information tales. On Friday, although, he put up a publish bragging about how sensible she is, exhibiting the pair visiting The Andrew Wyeth Studio in Pennsylvania. In the photograph, the brand new couple stand in entrance of a replica of Wyeth’s most well-known portray, Christina’s World, a masterpiece at conveying the sensation of seemingly insurmountable private struggles and anxieties.
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But Bam continues to be very a lot residing in his personal world the place, with the intention to construct up his new gal he has to tear down the final one. He writes:
“To sum up more s**t, for once I am not dating a hot dog strutting floozy, I met her at Glasgow, Scotland university and she has a degree in criminology.”
A “hot dog strutting floozy”? That’s what he thinks of Nikki Boyd after all of the years they had been collectively? The mom of his baby? Oof. Gross.
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Look, we’re glad gurl has a university diploma, however how is it presumably essential to distinction her to your ex, man? So merciless and uncalled for…
We hope Jessica sees what she’s moving into — as a result of the best way a person treats his ex is a superb indicator of how he’s finally going to deal with the subsequent one. And on this case that’s not so spectacular.
Speaking of crimson flags, notice how he mentions getting “Donald Trump‘s impeachment lawyer” working for him? We’ll breeze by how sketchy that makes him look and give attention to what he wanted the illustration for. See, he turned himself in on Thursday after his brother claimed he was on the run with Jessica and her daughter — and utilizing meth. We’re completely happy he seems to be on the proper facet of the legislation for now. Hopefully his new gal’s criminology diploma will assist him in his personal seemingly insurmountable private battle staying on the straight and slender.
What do YOU consider Bam’s introduction to his new girlfriend??
[Image via Bam Margera/Nikki Boyd/Instagram.]