“Saturday Night Live” had a hysterical chilly open … Donald Trump singing for authorized protection cash.
James Austin Johnson nailed it as the previous prez, starting with Taylor Swift‘s “Anti-Hero” and introducing himself.
He began with what appeared like a shocker … “Well folks, it happened. I got indicted, or as I spell it: indicated. Frankly, it’s time that I come clean, admit that I broke the law and go quietly to prison. April Fools! That was a prank. I was doing a Jim from Office.”
Then he touted his music from the J6 choir, ‘Justice for All,’ bragging it beat Miley Cyrus on the charts for a nanosecond. So, he says, if that music can increase cash for his authorized protection, how ’bout a whole album of songs! The album, titled “Now That’s What I name My Legal Defense Fund,” or “Trump Bopz,” is what he hopes is a goldmine.
You gotta watch … actually humorous.