Guys night time means nothing! Especially when it was coordinated and attended by our founding mom, Scheana Shay. And bless her for it.
When we left off, the Vanderpump Rules forged was gathering ‘round to celebrate Tom Schwartz’s divorce from Katie Maloney. Schwartz was joined by Tom Sandoval, Brock Davies, Scheana, James Kennedy, and some different stragglers. It was fairly tame till Raquel Leviss and Charli Burnett walked in mic’ed and prepared.
Estranged James
James could be very bothered by Raquel’s drop-in on “Guy’s Night + Scheana.” He needed to speak about lady butts. His phrases. James texts his girlfriend, Ally Lewber, and ultimately leaves the occasion fully. It seems Ally isn’t able to belief him round Raquel fairly but. I discovered it embarrassing for all three of them.
Meanwhile, Sandoval is salivating whereas observing Raquel. It’s haunting. She sits herself down subsequent to Schwartz and explains the occasions from Lake Havasu. Raquel says she needed to defend herself in opposition to Schwartz’s ex-mother-in-law. Tom #1, as I’ll now name him, tells her she did the appropriate factor, and in his confessional admits he finds her outspoken glow-up “sexy.”
Later within the episode, Raquel checks in with James about his leaving Boys Night. She thinks it’s a bit of dramatic contemplating they’re going to be at occasions collectively once more quickly. She asks if James is bringing Ally to Sandoval’s upcoming pool social gathering, and James is shocked he doesn’t even know in regards to the occasion. Once once more, he’s been forged apart by the lads of VPR. Raquel assures James he’s invited as a result of #SCANDOVAL TOLD HER! Even James appears to assume this can be a bizarre technique to obtain his invitation.
Havasu Boo
Lala Kent continues to be pursuing Bucket Hat. In her confessional, she’s rewriting herstory once more. She takes her alternative to insult Randall Emmett’s sexual prowess as if it wanted to be mentioned. I feel I appreciated it higher when she was attempting to promote us tall tales about “The Fat Man.” Now she tells us she hasn’t had intercourse since she conceived her child and she or he hasn’t had an orgasm since 2016. The extra you recognize!
So Bucket Hat comes over and he’s nonetheless sporting sun shades. Lala has him sit on the sofa and converse in innuendo for the digital camera different women awkwardly watching. Then they head to mattress to “get service.” Lala claims it was the perfect intercourse ever. By my calculations, that makes him solidly common.
Schwartz & Sammies
Lisa Vanderpump is actually investing within the forged this season if you recognize what I imply. First, we see her have a sit-down lunch with the Toms. She’s upset to be taught they nonetheless want over $50K to open their strip-mall bar. Schwartz thinks they’re leaning too onerous into perfectionism, but in addition admits their chef has no precise expertise working a kitchen. Sandoval actually asks him to cease speaking.
Later, we see Katie and Ariana Madix making ready to maneuver ahead with their sandwich store. They’ve employed somebody to assist them with their pitch, they’re budgeting to know what they will afford, and so they’re hardly doing any hallucinogenic medication. Boss babes activate!
Katie and Ariana sit down with Lisa for drinks at SUR. They share all their excellent news, and Lisa is impressed. Just one drawback. Ariana breaks the information to Katie that she is about to be disinvited from sharing Scheana Shay’s bridal resort in Mexico. Will this enterprise partnership make it via extra buddy group drama?
Pool Party
I wrote a narrative again in July about how Lala turned her scraggly hair into bangs and it’s all I may take into consideration throughout this scene. Just needed to level that out. If we’ve to learn about her orgasm timeline, I feel we additionally deserve solutions on these wisps.
So James approaches Lala on the pool social gathering and begins asking about her run-in with Raquel at Lake Havasu. At the identical time, Raquel is telling Scheana she thinks Lala is pathetic for being a hypocritical mistress. Then we swap again to Witches of WeHo 2.0 (Katie, Lala, and Kristina Kelly) telling Ariana she can be on their facet of the Havasu drama if she was there when all of it went down.
Ariana has her head on a swivel. She presses The Witches on whether or not they would have mocked her for utilizing a galaxy gentle. They balk and fake it was all simply lighthearted teasing. I refuse to defend Raquel proper now, nevertheless it’s painful.
Before I can get too distracted by how a lot I actually can’t stand any of those individuals, in comes Tom Sandoval to floor my lightning rod of hate. He begins to belittle Katie to the purpose that Ariana walks away. She’s sick of seeing him argue with “the girls.” Tom then begins defending RACHEL who has come beneath Lala’s assault.
There’s actually no purpose for Tom to be talking in any respect. As if I wanted to say that. Raquel really handles herself simply high quality in opposition to The Witches 2.0. She tells Lala, “you’re a bully, you’re f–king pathetic… I’ve finally learned my lesson with you.” She calls Katie and Kristina Kelly “chihuahua followers” after which saunters off to flirt with Schwartz.
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Bridezilla Villa
After the Raqy explosion, Scheana seizes her second to method Katie about her Mexico marriage ceremony. She explains that her bridesmaid wants the room, Katie doesn’t need to be there anyhow, and she or he’ll pay her again for the price of the house and canceling. Seems fairly honest. But Katie desires extra. She actually desires to be an intruder at Scheana’s marriage ceremony resort in order that her late-to-book bridesmaid has to remain subsequent door as an alternative. Kind of creepy.
Schwartz takes up for Scheana and Katie is devastated he nonetheless received’t take her facet now that they’re divorced. She thought that after she wasn’t his spouse, he would have the ability to see her as an individual. Tragic and deeply flawed.
Speaking of, we ended the present with the mid-season trailer. Buckle in, individuals! We’re not even midway via Season 10!
TELL US – DO YOU FEEL BAD JAMES IS ON THE OUTSIDE AGAIN? IS HE OVERREACTING ABOUT HAVING TO BE AROUND RAQUEL? DID YOU CLOCK TOM STARING AT RAQUEL DURING GUYS’ NIGHT? ARE YOU TEAM LALA OR RAQUEL? ARE YOU TEAM KATIE OR SCHEANA?
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