30 Signs You’re Carrying Too Much Stuff in Your Backpack

There isn’t any common blueprint as to how you must backpack. We all have our personal motivations, wants, and ranges of expertise. That being mentioned, one factor upon which everybody can agree is that climbing is considerably simpler and extra pleasurable in case your pack doesn’t weigh the proverbial tonne. Here are 30 telltale indicators that you must contemplate lightening your wilderness load.

(Note: This is a revised and expanded model of an article I printed in March 2019 – 14 Signs You’re Carrying Too Much Stuff in your Backpack; Note 2: For the opposite finish of the load-carrying spectrum, see 50 Signs You May Have Taken Ultralight Backpacking Too Far):

(L to R) Over the many years, I’ve carried packs of all sizes and weights. The shot on the left is from the Pyrenean Haute Route in 1999. The picture on the precise is from the Cape to Cape stroll in 2010.

1.  Your backpack has a capability of 70 liters or extra. Irrespective of the size of your climbing journey, you all the time discover a approach to fill it.

2.  Your path title is “Kitchen Sink.”

3.  You have to sit down all the way down to put your pack on.

4.  When you subsequently rise up, not solely do you inadvertently groan and wince, however anybody who occurs to be within the neighborhood additionally groans and winces.

5. You’ve obtained a poster of Cheryl Strayed in your gear storage space at dwelling. You have a miniature model of the identical photograph within the leather-based pockets you keep it up path.

6.  Your First Aid Kit places EMTs to disgrace.

7.  When totally loaded, the highest of your pack is above your head.

8.  You repeatedly attain water sources with between one and two liters of H20 nonetheless in your pack.

9.  When trekking within the Himalaya, porters discuss with you as “brother.”

Porters on Nepal’s Annapurna Circuit (Photo: Dmitry A. Mottl, Wikimedia Commons, Creative Commons License).

10.  You have named your pack one of many following: Ennis, Bertha, Goliath, Beast, or Ben (like the large bell inside Elizabeth Clock Tower). Alternatively, when you predicate any reference to your backpack with the “F” phrase, that’s additionally a fairly good indicator.

11.  Your go-to sleeping bag for three-season journeys has “Arctic” within the mannequin title.

12.  Irrespective of whether or not you’re going up or downhill, individuals on horses all the time give approach to you. Mountain bikers too.

13.  You contemplate carrying a heavy pack to be a badge of honor. Funnily sufficient, lately, I’ve seen the “pack weight script” flipped on its head. These days, you’re extra more likely to hear cherry-picking ultralighters drone on about their pack’s tininess than bipedal packhorses puff their chest out about how a lot weight they’re carrying.

14.  Your luxurious gadgets outnumber your necessities. Two to 1.

15.  Your stability is considerably compromised any time you’re negotiating river crossings, snowfields, blowdowns, scree, boulder hops, and steep/uneven descents.

16.  While out on the path, you continually end up rummaging by way of your pack, searching for gadgets that you’re positive are in there someplace however can’t fairly bear in mind the place.

17. Boy scouts level at you and giggle at any time when they see you on the path.

Scouts on the point of hit the path (Photo: NThurston, Wikimedia Commons, Creative Commons License)

18.  After breaking camp and hitting the path, your morning espresso lastly kicks in and also you notice you forgot to take a #2 earlier than departure. However, your pack is so heavy that you simply don’t wish to undergo the method of taking it off and placing it again on once more. Therefore you determine to suck it up and subsequently spend the subsequent hour in a hide-and-seek battle of wills with Terry the Turtlehead. When the purpose of no return inevitably occurs and also you notice that Tezza received’t be denied, you drop your pack unceremoniously in the midst of the path and sprint for the woods. However, you don’t make it greater than ten yards earlier than you lose all sphincter management and soil your self previous to with the ability to dig a cat gap and decrease your shorts. Making a foul scenario even worse, you had been in such a rush that you simply left your rest room paper within the backpack. The ethical of this not-uncommon story is: A. Have your espresso somewhat earlier, and; B. Carry a lighter, much less encumbered load, which is simple to take off at any time when the necessity arises.

19.  When it’s pouring rain, your climbing companions (all six of them) congregate in your tent’s vestibule to play playing cards.

20.  You are continually worrying about not being sufficiently ready and invariably overcompensate by bringing gadgets which can be unsuitable and/or pointless for the setting into which you might be venturing (e.g., mega multi-tools).

21. You not too long ago signed a deal to be the face of Coleman Camping Equipment.

22.  You carry sports activities sandals (which weigh virtually as a lot as your footwear). “But I need them for river fords.” Are you positive? Alternatively, take your socks off and insoles out and cross in your path runners.

Crossing the Rio Verde (in path runners) throughout the Copper Canyon Traverse (2013).

23. When you empty your pack after ending a visit, you notice that there are at the least 5 gadgets that you simply not solely didn’t use however that by no means truly noticed the sunshine of day throughout the course of your hike.

24.  You repeatedly end up leaning too far ahead whereas climbing. This is commonly an indication that not solely is your pack too heavy but additionally that it’s sitting too low in your again. Given time, this posture may end up in rounded shoulders, neck pressure from continually tilting your head up in an effort to see correctly, and strain on the lumbar area.

25.  Your tenting kitchenware for an prolonged backpacking journey consists of a pot, plate, bowl, frying pan, two mugs (one for strangers in want), knife, fork, spoon, french press, and a cheese grater.

26.  You pack an additional day’s meals for weekend journeys.

27.  You put on sturdy climbing boots on three-season backpacking journeys. Traditionally talking, heavy-duty boots and overloaded backpacks go collectively like peanut butter and jelly or vegemite and toast. If you see one, you’ll usually see the opposite (For an in depth dialogue, see Trail Runners Vs. Hiking Boots: A Thirty-Year Perspective).

28. Your garments and all of your climbing tools are in camouflage design. Even your lavatory roll is in camo.

29.  You’re a bushcrafter (see #28).

30.  And the most important signal that you’re carrying an excessive amount of stuff in your backpack whereas out within the woods? You focus extra on how uncomfortable you’re feeling than the wonder and marvel of your environment.

Conclusion

Obviously, among the above-listed factors are tongue-in-cheek. However, the premise of the article is kind of critical. There are various causes to hold a lighter load whereas out within the wilderness*, nonetheless, in my expertise, the large ones are merely consolation, well being, and delight. It’s higher for each your physique, which is much less more likely to incur stress-related accidents, and in addition your thoughts, which will probably be much less distracted than it might be below the burden of a heavy load (*Note: Always in accordance together with your expertise degree and the dictates of the setting into which you might be venturing).

Postscript: I used to be nearly to hit publish for this text when the outdated axiom, “don’t pack your fears,” popped into my head.  This is a type of phrases that hikers repeat advert nauseam when discussing what (and the way a lot) you must carry within the woods. However, I’ve lengthy felt that biases, preconceptions, and plain old school stubbornness can usually be equally limiting and heavy (each bodily and mentally). As somebody who travelled the lengthy path to light-weight/ultralight backpacking, I’ll go away you with three parting ideas: 1. No matter how lengthy you’ve been climbing, preserve an open thoughts on the subject of gear selections; 2. Do your due diligence and take heed to individuals with a broad depth and breadth of expertise, and; 3. Ultimately, we’re all attempting to optimize our trip in nature. Lightening your load may also help.

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