Real Housewives Of Miami is getting witchy this week with a ladies’ journey to the Bahamas with a facet of brujeria. Nicole Martin plans the over-the-top getaway as a redo for the women to attempt to get again to being mates as an alternative of combating. Oh, they usually use Lisa Hochstein’s divorce as an excellent excuse to move to the seashore and have just a few too many cockies. Even simply watching the best way Lenny Hochstein behaves makes me really feel like I want a trip, so sounds truthful to me.
The newest RHOM episode titled “Brujeria in the Bahamas” exhibits the journey beginning off on the fitting foot. But when Julia Lemigova and Adriana De Moura determine to place a spell on the group, the magic begins to fade. Here are 5 takeaways from the most recent RHOM episode.
Lisa Needs Lenny Off Her Mind
Lisa heads to the Bahamas a day later after setting her youngsters up with nannies and members of the family (Lenny clearly couldn’t be bothered). The girls nonetheless take pity on her so Nicole offers her one of the best room, though each suite within the resort is gorgeous. Nicole makes a rule that each time somebody says Lenny’s title, they need to take a shot. It’s a cute thought to attempt to get Lisa’s thoughts off the divorce, however the execution isn’t that straightforward.
One of Lisa’s favourite actions appears to be complaining about Lenny to Larsa Pippen. In the primary 20 minutes of her attending to the lodge, she says Lenny’s title 5 instances. “I am going to be on the floor sloshed in a few hours,” Lisa jokes. She continues to be reminded of Lenny no matter what the women are doing, proving that Lisa actually must attempt to get him out of her head so she will be able to have some peace for a minute.
Alexia Accuses Julia Of Witchcraft
Julia and Adriana attempt to do one thing good by visiting a botanical store earlier than the journey to get good luck charms and therapeutic herbs to deliver good vibes. I don’t know what they had been offered, nevertheless it doesn’t appear to be working. The two are spooked when their window blinds hold opening and shutting by themselves.
Alexia Echevarria is bummed going into the journey as a result of her partner-in-crime isn’t there. Marysol Patton examined constructive for COVID-19 so she couldn’t go, though she thinks it was a fluke. She says she’s been feeling bizarre these days so she thinks one thing is up.
Once Alexia is made conscious of Adriana and Julia’s “gifts,” she’s satisfied they’re doing darkish brujeria on her. She isn’t shy that the duo’s magic charms had been “creeping” her out, signaling that the journey is certain to go sideways in the end. The bros are clearly not down with the brujeria. Noted.
Adriana’s Hurt Feelings
Adriana goes into the journey in a bitter temper. She seems like Marysol and Alexia have utterly modified their tune on their friendship along with her. Adriana doesn’t perceive how the 2 ladies who had been bridesmaids in her marriage ceremony have began attacking her. Particularly, she doesn’t like that they confer with her life as a thriller. “B*tch, you’re just not interested,” Adriana concluded. She vents to Julia and Larsa about it, and Larsa heads proper over to Alexia to provide her the deets.
Alexia tries to hash it out with Adriana over dinner. Messy Larsa is at it once more (along with her cultural appropriation braids). Alexia blames the space on Adriana’s closeness with Julia. The challenge doesn’t get resolved, and primarily based on the preview for subsequent week’s episode, it solely will get worse from right here.
Nicole Knows How To Plan A Trip
The RHOM episode isn’t as drama-packed as typical. Thankfully, Nicole’s extravagant trip planning supplies loads of leisure in between screaming matches. The resort they’re staying at is actually a paradise. Their suites are filled with extraness, together with rooms like therapeutic massage parlors and film theaters. The girls have a staff of butlers at their fingertips to make them drinks and escort them to the on-site waterpark. It’s like a dream come true.
The girls do a bunch of enjoyable actions proper off the bat. They go on an insane waterslide and do yoga with flamingos. Guerdy Abraria, who was excited to “quack” on the flamingos, is a bit skeptical of the latter. “If there are more than 5 birds around me it’s called a conspiracy theory and they’re out to get me,” Guerdy proclaims. I’m screaming. What does that even imply? All of that is to say the journey is the epitome of why we love watching Real Housewives forged journeys, and Nicole will get a pat on the again.
Marysol Pulls A Jill Zarin
The episode ends throughout Adriana and Alexia’s heart-to-heart, which is interrupted by Hurricane Marysol. The Cockie Queen exhibits up on the journey with a microphone screaming “Hooker” and is clearly in good well being. It’s giving Jill Zarin vibes and I like it. Alexia is happy that her finest bro is again, however Nicole was wanting ahead to a visit with out her. Marysol and Nicole don’t have one of the best monitor document on ladies’ journeys. It’s why Nicole put herself in command of all the video games this time round, which might be for one of the best.
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