Welcome again, pals! After a brief hiatus, I’m again and bringing you a few of the social media happenings from the Bravosphere this week. While I usually like to offer somewhat selection, provided that it’s Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere week, I’m simply going to deal with our favourite garlic-guzzling forged. And belief me once I say, even with out it being a premiere week, these Real Housewives (and husbands) all the time ship on their social media. Let’s get to it!
Joe Gorga Goes Deep
One of my guiltiest pleasures on Instagram is Joe Gorga’s account. His content material is, how ought to I say this…distinctive. In a “what on earth are you saying” form of approach. I might function him each week however I’m undecided you guys are prepared.
Joe likes to make up his personal quotes, though they all the time sound very acquainted. Sort of just like the outdated adages that your NanNan can by no means fairly keep in mind accurately. But she’s so shut! Accompanied by photos of himself, that are repeatedly duplicated, Joe appears to genuinely fancy himself because the Socrates of New Jersey. And as Socrates as soon as stated, “The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.”
In his newest put up, Joe shares, “Don’t assume that loud is strong and quiet is weak. The fiercest storms rise from the calmest seas.” That little fact nugget is featured in all caps font over an image of him resting his chin in his hand. Very much like Rodin’s well-known statue, The Thinker. Which appears apropos, no?
So is Joey Meatballs one of many best inspirational minds of the fashionable period? Probably not. But does he continually present me head scratchers that are supposed to be significant ideas? Absolutely. With that stated, doesn’t a storm dictate the currents of the ocean and never the opposite approach round? Like Joe ends virtually all of his posts: #ideas?
Raise Your Glass To Juicy
Despite being Teresa Giudice’s EX-husband, Juicy Joe Giudice continues to be a RHONJ legend in his personal proper. He’s not featured on the present anymore and was kicked in a foreign country. But by all accounts, he appears to be residing his finest life within the Bahamas.
One fan witnessed this primary hand when she ran into him at a watering gap on the tropical island. A TikTookay consumer, emily.m.harris, posted a video of her toasting some photographs with a tanned Juicy. She wrote over her video, “Whoever’s writing my script this season I just wanna say thanks for including taking shots with Joe Giudice in the Bahamas.”
The put up received over 45k likes and almost 500 feedback, principally from those that have been insanely jealous. One consumer commented, “I love him. He is king.” Another added, “How does it feel to be living my dream” in all caps. While this won’t be my dream, clearly it’s the dream of many. Which simply goes to indicate you ways Juicy is perhaps gone, however is rarely forgotten. Cheers.
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The 90s Called And They Want Dolores Catania Back
Listen, I actually am completely satisfied for Dolores Catania. After spending what felt like an eternity ready round for her ex to textual content her again, she has lastly discovered happiness. With somebody who truly needs to hang around along with her! Enter Irish import Paul “Paulie” Connell, who we received to fulfill on the RHONJ premiere.
I did somewhat social media “research” on this leprechaun come to life and he’s very enamored with Dolores. His Instagram options loads of Dolo and his newest put up is perhaps essentially the most excessive declaration of affection for his Jersey Girl.
In a video montage of Dolores carrying a fuzzy brown crop prime and matching skirt, Paulie repeatedly zooms out and in on…..her eyeballs. Ok, so it’s not a cinematic expertise. And a couple of photos of her with closed eyes even work their approach in, though it’s unclear if it was intentional or not. Did I point out that the entire video was set to the 1991 EMF traditional “Unbelievable?” Well, consider it!
Ok, Paulie is perhaps on the corny facet. But no less than he’s current of their relationship. Nay, not simply current however invested. Because any man keen to spend the time making a video love letter to his girlfriend is value greater than a pot of gold. Or a pint of Guinness.
Speaking Of The 90s….
Ok, it’s at this level that I notice I’ve given you all home husband content material. And I do apologize, however my RHONJ major forged has been giving nothing however promos all week. And I want extra from them. Melissa Gorga hasn’t even posted an image of her with out pants on. Oh wait, sure she did.
But it’s a enjoyable truth about beginner housewife Rachel Fuda that caught my consideration on Twitter. One of my favourite accounts, bravo by betches, tweeted out an image of Rachel. With the tidbit that Rachel is the primary housewife to be born within the 90s. 1991, as Rachel identified in her first episode.
This makes Rachel a whopping 25 years youthful than her castmate Margaret Josephs. If Marge was Lenny Hochstein, she would absolutely be relationship Rachel by now! All this to say that Rachel is what I’d take into account contemporary gabagool meat with regards to Real Housewives. And everyone knows that our extra mature housewives hardly ever take to the youthful variations of themselves.
Will Rachel be the exception to the rule? Or will she be run over like roadkill on the Jersey Turnpike? Has she even heard of the e book Cop Without a Badge? Unclear. But I’m excited for her to be taught essential classes wish to all the time RSVP no to a Posche style present. And to by no means, ever, underneath any circumstances, inform Teresa to concentrate. Good luck, kiddo!
Arrivederci!
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