Sam Smith, Kim Petras’ ‘Unholy’ Grammy Performance Underwhelms Church of Satan

While conservatives are up in arms about Sam Smith and Kim Petras‘ hell-themed efficiency of “Unholy” on the Grammys … the Church of Satan is unimpressed.

David Harris, magister for the Church of Satan, tells TMZ … Sam and Kim’s efficiency was “alright” and “nothing notably particular.”

Harris, who’s fairly excessive up within the Church of Satan (kinda like a cardinal), says the imagery evoked in Sam and Kim’s set is just like what people have already seen from different artists — crimson clothes, fireplace and satan horns — and it is all type of passé now.

Of course, politicians like Senator Ted Cruz and Congresswomen Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert had fully totally different takeaways … as they railed towards the Grammy evening act, calling it evil.

MTG and Boebert’s anti-Sam/Kim tweets referenced The Satanic Temple — a distinct group from the Church of Satan — however Harris is firing again on behalf of all Satanists, telling us … “It’s unhappy when politicians on a nationwide stage use somebody’s faith as a punchline.”

Ironically, he says Cruz, MTG and Boebert are a bunch of “delicate snowflakes.”

Political bickering apart, the Church of Satan says Lil Nas X‘s music video for “Montero” was truly rather more proactive than something Sam or Kim did, not less than in a satanic sense.

For the uninitiated … Satanists do not truly worship Satan, nor do they imagine in God or the Devil. They’re against something supernatural and all spirituality, and with no perception within the afterlife, Satanists emphasize being your true self, private achievement and residing life to the fullest … with one of many key tenants being people are their very own Gods.

It’s why the Church of Satan says Lil Nas X’s “Montero” is rather more according to their philosophies … within the music vid, LNX descends into hell, murders Satan and takes the satan’s crown for himself.