I’m right here at this time to inform you the story of how, allegedly, a Clemson basketball participant’s “balls exploded.” However, what I’m actually doing is attempting to write down sufficient dick jokes to hit 200 phrases so this weblog put up can get picked up in Google search earlier than 15,000 different websites put up it. So, my apologies to Brevin Galloway and his testicles, as a result of I don’t really feel like decreasing my self-worth by delving deep into no matter occurred in his shorts. (The college known as it an “abdominal issue.”)
Here’s what transpired, per Galloway
First, the compulsory Twitter video for the individuals who did click on on this, in search of extra data past the headline.
After lifting and taking a nap, “I woke up from my nap, my balls, and my nutsack were exploded,” he mentioned.
G/O Media could get a fee
Grow those luscious locks back
This proprietary, prescription-grade topical Finasteride is proven to regrow hair in just a few months.
I’m at 107 words (and counting) so I don’t need many more to hit my goal, so here are some ball jokes that will hopefully put me out of my misery.
“Larry Bird doesn’t do as much ballhandling in a night as you do in an hour.” (RIP John Candy.)
There’s a Sam Cassell Big Balls celebration joke in right here someplace, I simply don’t know the way to phrase it that’s not compelled.
Ditto for a reference to the massive ball episode of South Park, the place Randy carts his clackers round in a wheelbarrow. Maybe if we may pipe within the music from that episode with this put up prefer it’s a MySpace web page. I don’t know. I’m at 238 phrases, so I’m executed.