“Good evening, councilpeoples. You may call me Mistress,” the one in the middle greeted officials.
“Mistress” — sporting a shiny silver suit, futuristic monobloc glasses, and candy-apple-red lipstick — proceeded to explain why she and her Daft Punk-doppelgänger cohorts were there: to propose that the commission set aside a chunk of the nearly $1 million allotted in a recently approved yard-waste-processing plan to fund a “sex dungeon” in Broward County. The two women behind her stood silently as she spoke.
“I propose that you use a quarter of that [million] to support doms and subs in Broward County to build a dungeon created for us, by us, the taxpayers and voting citizens,” said Mistress.
She concluded by telling officials: “I look forward to spanking each and every single one of you at the new esteemed dungeon. You are dismissed.”
At last night’s Fort Lauderdale City Commission meeting, “Mistress” spoke during public comment to propose that $250,000 of a $1 million solid waste management contract go “to support doms and subs in Broward County to build a dungeon.” #BecauseFlorida pic.twitter.com/VI2FHVuU7B
— Because Miami (@BecauseMiami) December 21, 2022
“OK, thank you,” replied Mayor Dean Trantalis with admirable aplomb. “And happy holidays to you.”
The pre-holiday antic, which portended a really naughty Christmas within the Venice of America, was uncommon even by South Florida requirements. In response to a video of the continuing, plenty of customers on social media raised the very cheap query: “Is this actual?”
While it did in truth transpire, it seems the ladies weren’t there for their very own pleasure, however as a part of a advertising and marketing stunt for a brand new fetish nightclub opening in Miami.
Sources instructed Local 10 that the identical ladies had been just lately noticed handing out enterprise playing cards for the Krave X Miami nightclub close to Miami International Airport, and late this afternoon Krave posted a clip from the fee presentation on its Instagram account. Other clips at @kravexmiami present a lady, whip in hand, inquiring of a fuel station worker whether or not the fast store purveys 20-inch dildos; one other options an amply endowed girl’s breasts propelling a person in a wheelchair by a Walmart.
Earlier this month, a press launch introduced the membership’s opening on the web site of the previous Pink Pussycat, the storied Miami strip membership that shuttered earlier this 12 months. Krave describes itself as a “horny interactive circus” and efficiency venue.
“If you’ve got a concern of nudity, spankings, clowns, whips, ticklings, peanut butter, or TIK TOK, don’t attend,” reads a disclaimer on the membership’s web site.
Reached by telephone, “Mistress Mikki” from Krave whispered to New Times that they may neither verify nor deny whether or not the trio on the assembly was linked to the membership.
Mistress merely reiterated Krave’s mission: to create an area that welcomes everybody and to advertise women-owned strip golf equipment.
“It’s time for girls to take over strip golf equipment,” she provides.