Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker, who has extra secret youngsters than Sugar Bowl wins, was giving a stump speech right this moment in McDonough, GA forward of the upcoming runoff election. He spent about three minutes of it saying this:
“I do not know if you understand, vampires are cool folks, are they not?” — Herschel Walker’s speeches are in some way even much less coherent than his TV appearances. Like, what it this. pic.twitter.com/nl0UmtKa26
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 16, 2022
I used to be right here watching a silly film late at evening hoping it’s gonna get higher it don’t get higher however you retain watching anyway. Cause the opposite evening, the opposite evening I used to be watching this film — I used to be watching this film known as Fright Night, Freak Night or some sort of evening but it surely was about vampires. I don’t know if you understand however vampires are some cool persons are they not? But let me inform you one thing that I came upon: a werewolf can kill a vampire do you know that? I by no means knew that. So I don’t wish to be a vampire anymore I wanna be a werewolf.
But then anyway as I’m watching this film and then you definately inform how silly it’s trigger it’s one within the morning. So I’m watching my TV of those children watching their TV of a vampire killed on their TV. So you understand it’s kinda silly, however I’m nonetheless watching although. As I’m watching this present what was humorous was these children had a vampire of their attic at their home. So they have been watching their TV, now I’m watching my TV, they’re watching their TV, they see the vampire killed on their TV. So they win this contest to deliver this actor — now y’all gotta stick with me — deliver this actor who’s a vampire killer from that TV to eliminate this [unintelligible] vampire of their attic. So this actor comes into their house, he bought all the fitting stuff. He bought all the fitting stuff. Because you understand, gotta have a stake, gotta have a factor to kill him within the coronary heart. And he’s bought a necklace of garlic, trigger that work. I don’t know what it does but it surely work. Gotta have a cross, trigger it burns, I do know that works.
And then hastily, that is what’s so humorous about it: as they’re strolling by the home, this, this guys bought the holy water and he’s blessing the home, this actor now he’s all religion. He’s blessing the home along with his holy water. He walked upstairs and this vampire trying actual good in his black swimsuit, whoa that feels like Senator Warnock doesn’t it? Looking all good in his black swimsuit. Floated from the ceiling , he floated from the ceiling trying good and funky. And I’m pondering “Whoa, they better get out of that house.” If any individual float out of your ceiling, get out of that home. That’s not your own home. But as he floated from the ceiling the child jumped behind their hero, they usually jumped behind their hero, the man jumped in entrance of them with this holy water threw it on the vampire brow, he coated his eyes. Then he took his hand away and began laughing. And he stated “that don’t work.” He took the cross and put it on the vampire brow and the vampire didn’t even do something he stated “that don’t work.” And that’s the place it’s in our life. It don’t even work until you’ve bought religion.
There are not any werewolves in Tom Holland’s 1985 movie Fright Night.