Another week, one other gold mine of Bravo content material. I’m personally having fun with the artwork of all of it. Like are we nonetheless watching these folks as their characters? Or are they only a bunch of camera-hungry vagrants attempting to grift off their followers and Instagram followers? And at what price? Join me for what I’m watching this week. And let’s all snigger collectively at these self-absorbed jesters, we could?
Monday – Below Deck
This week is the finale episode of Below Deck. We’ll watch Ben Willoughby maneuver his method by way of a haphazard love triangle involving Camille Lamb and Leigh-Ann Smith. Unfortunately, it seems to be like we received’t be handled to a reunion follow-up with the rag-tag crew of Season 10. Ben, Ross McHarg and Alissa Humber higher be thanking their fortunate stars for that.
Watch on Bravo Monday at 8 PM ET.
Monday – Summer House
I don’t know. I form of love watching this ridiculous relationship between Carl Radke and Lindsay Hubbard. I’m paying good cash to my cable firm. It makes watching these two utterly embarrass themselves for a verify really feel value it. The unabashed desperation for digicam time helps me be ok with my stance in life, from my sofa, penning this opinion. Dark, I do know. Join me this week and watch privileged white-collar adults humiliate themselves for some digicam time, babe.
Watch on Bravo at 9 PM ET.
Tuesday – Real Housewives of New Jersey
Similarly, I’m watching Real Housewives of New Jersey like a fly on the fourth wall. What within the hell are the Gorgas attempting to drag off this season? We’ve gone from a music profession and exploiting jail sentences to native comedy exhibits and brow surgical procedure slander. Peak bleak. And earlier than you roast me for defending Teresa Giudice, I’m defending the unhinged masterpiece RHONJ as soon as was. According to my calculations, issues took a flip as quickly as Joe Giudice left the scene. I do know that is likely to be onerous to understand, however we’d like extra camera-blind ingrates if we would like any form of future for these exhibits.
Watch on Bravo Tuesday at 8 PM ET.
Wednesday – Vanderpump Rules
Speaking of fourth partitions, Vanderpump Rules is formally a human curiosity piece. Of course, you’re caught up on #Scandoval. And should you’re so invested in actuality TV that you just’re studying this text, you’re most likely by way of Season 1 of your VPR rewatch already. I’ll be beginning mine tonight. It’s vital we have now our Herstory information so as earlier than we watch Lala Kent try to assault Raquel Leviss for being a mistress…once more. Join me on Wednesday to try to make sense of this collection.
Watch on Bravo Wednesday at 9 PM ET.
TELL US – WHICH BRAVO-LEBS DO YOU FEEL ARE MOST DESPERATE TO BE ON CAMERA RIGHT NOW? ARE YOU ENJOYING THE SHOWS AS THEY ARE? DO YOU THINK BRAVO SHOULD START BREAKING DOWN THE FOURTH WALL?
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