I transcribed Jim Irsay’s blurry potato video so that you don’t want to observe it 15 instances

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I transcribed Jim Irsay’s blurry potato video so that you don’t want to observe it 15 instances


Hours after being launched I’m nonetheless not fully satisfied this isn’t a ransom video from Jim Irsay, or at finest some bizarre AI deepfake.

In it, you possibly can see Irsay, standing an excellent six toes from the digicam, on a loud jet — all whereas filmed on a potato with the digicam from a 2005 Motorola Razr hooked up. I’d ask him to blink twice if he was being held towards his will, however the polarized lenses make it inconceivable.

Transcription isn’t my favourite factor, however it’s a crucial job requirement. Over the years I’ve gotten fairly good at taking video and turning it into readable textual content rapidly, however I’ll be damned if this one didn’t break me. After dozens of pauses and playbacks, right here it goes.

“Alright. Leaving Las Vegas. Heading to Palm Beach for some NFL committee meetings… but wow, what a weekend we had. The concert was unbelievable. The time shift move (?) was very difficult, but we got off to a noon start thanks to Mark Davis and Criss Angel for trying to help with alternative venues, but we got it in and what a show it was Billy F. Gibbons, Vince Gill, Stephen Stills, Kevin Cronin and REO Speedwagon, the whole thing was incredible. So, we had a great time in Vegas … firing off the ground (?) and just looking forward to 2023, and where the next show is … no one knows!”

Okay, so Irsay was speaking about his “Jim Irsay Concert Experience,” which is what would occur for those who dad channeled his all his midlife crises right into a touring present. It’s Irsay enjoying music with rock stars he loves and displaying off his memorabilia.

To his credit score the live performance is free. Maybe placing on an occasion like for this reason Irsay doesn’t have a greater digicam than one he dredged up from a lake mattress.

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