70 Crappy (however sensible) Christmas Gifts for Hikers |

(Note: This yr’s listing accommodates lots of your outdated favourites, together with 20 new additions. I understand that December 24 could be very late for a Christmas reward publish, however what the hey, this text has by no means actually been in regards to the pressies. Happy Christmas to everybody, and should your festive season be filled with peace, marvel, and at the least two or three stomach laughs. Cheers, Cam). 

In the 12 years since its launch, the most well-liked articles on The Hiking Life haven’t been about out of doors abilities, backpacking gear, or journey studies from far-flung locales. Nope, they’ve been about crappy hiker presents which you could choose up for lower than 5 {dollars}.

Therefore, after a three-year hiatus, I’ve determined to mud off the festive season favorite and provides my thrifty readership extra of what they appear to like. Without additional ado, if cash’s tighter than a hairpin flip however for some inexplicable motive, you’re feeling a way of obligation to offer your hiker buddies one thing, contemplate the next 70 reward concepts for below $5 $10.

1.  A Box of Ziplocs – Pretty a lot everybody takes Ziplocs (or equivalents) backpacking. But let’s be sincere, nothing says, “I don’t give a shit about you” like plastic baggage for Christmas.

2.  Trail Patches – Ideal reward for hikers that need everybody to know that they’ve thru-hiked the Appalachian or Pacific Crest Trail however aren’t fairly able to take the calf tattoo plunge.

3.  Socks – For lower than $10, you could have to go artificial and even cotton. No Merino Wool or any of these different fancy blends. If potential, attempt to make your selection seasonal-appropriate. You know those with little Christmas bushes and snowmen on them……..possibly some reindeer as properly.

4.  Dental Floss – In addition to serving to to maintain your enamel clear, uber-strong dental floss can be utilized as thread for gear repairs within the area, an emergency alternative for a damaged shoelace, and even a makeshift clothesline below your shelter at evening.

5.  Bandana –  You can usually discover these multi-purpose gems on the backside of out of doors retailer cut price bins. Potential makes use of embody: towel, water filter, neck safety, pot cleaner, tent drier, pee rag for she-hikers, hanky, makeshift gaiters, helpful to put on in your face throughout sand storms, and useful in case you are low on funds and resolve to rob a comfort retailer.

6. Hacky Sacks (set of 6)– I’ve a couple of hippy hiker mates that love these little baggage. At simply over $3 every they symbolize glorious worth, weigh solely a few ounces, take up nearly no house in your pack, and might make for a enjoyable diversion throughout lengthy days on path. With each third set bought, patrons will obtain a complimentary eBook copy of The Gentle Art of Bong and Pipe Making.

7.  Toilet Paper – If they aren’t too choosy with regard to softness/high quality, $10 value of lavatory roll can doubtlessly final the giftee all of a multi-month thru-hike…………at the least when supplemented with the stuff they are going to pinch from accommodations, eating places, gasoline stations, and classier public restrooms.

8. Titan (or Voile) Straps – Used to carry collectively two trekking poles when pitching mid-style shelters in doubtlessly stormy circumstances. I used this stable setup throughout my current journey to the Faroes/Greenland/Lapland (see photograph under).

9.  Crazy/Super Glue – Useful for sleeping mat repairs, small holes in tents, and at a pinch, even cuts and blisters.

10.  Tent Pegs – If you wish to go fancy, for a $10er you may in all probability choose up a couple of titanium stakes. Alternatively, you should buy six to eight of the Army Disposal Store selection.

11.  Plastic Disposable Kitchen Gloves – You can buy 100-count packs (or extra) of those for a tune on Amazon. They can be utilized as a part of a layering system on your arms when mountain climbing in extraordinarily chilly and moist circumstances. For particulars, see “How to Keep Your Hands Warm While Winter Backpacking.”

12.  Baking Soda – Another glorious multi-purpose merchandise that extra hikers ought to learn about. Uses embody toothpaste, deodorant substitute, cleansing pots and drink bottles, antacid for upset stomachs, and helps to take away foot odour from footwear. In addition, baking soda assists in relieving itching related to insect bites, bee stings, and poison ivy/oak.

12. Head Net – Weighs solely an oz. or two and could be a sanity saver throughout the top of bug season. Indeed, when the midges, mozzies, or sandflies are swarming, I’m unsure there’s a higher value-for-money merchandise in a single’s backpacking equipment.

13.  $10 Goodwill Gift card – Polyester Hawaiian-style shirts, solar attire, dishevelled shorts, 100wt fleece – the listing of cut price basement hiker choices are nearly limitless. Avoid socks, underwear, and bandanas. There’s low cost, and there’s simply plain cheesy.

14.  Hand Sanitizer – I haven’t had a case of the trots within the “backcountry” (so to talk) since 1999. I think that the diligent use of hand sanitizer is a part of the rationale. I at all times hold a small bottle useful in one of many shoulder strap pockets on my backpack (together with sunscreen and lip balm).

15.  Folgers Classic Decaf Instant – None of that fancy Via stuff from Starbucks. The proven fact that it’s decaf leaves the giftee in little doubt as to how you actually really feel about them.

16.  Simpsons Bic Lighters – Customised Bic lighters that includes characters and scenes from The Simpsons. While cooking up a feast at day’s finish, these little flame throwers are certain to carry a smile to your fellow hiker’s dials. And keep in mind…….

17.  Six-Pack of Ramen – A culinary staple for backpackers. If you actually wish to make an effort, choose singles with quite a lot of flavours.

18.  Tyvek Groundsheet – This may really value you nothing if you could find a chunk in a building web site dumpster. Customize the scale for the giftee. It’s the little issues that rely.

19.  Reconstituted Talenti Ice Cream Container – A much-loved mainstay of the cold-soaking crowd.  The Talenti container sports activities a large mouth, a screw-top lid, and naturally, the not-to-be-scoffed-at bonus of a (semi)tasty pint of ice cream.

20.  Diaper Pins – This one is courtesy of long-time subscriber Gerry B, who wrote that “old-fashioned diaper pins are much larger and stronger than standard safety pins, and I keep a couple hooked to my packs for drying socks or other pieces of clothing.”

21. Dr. Bronner’s Soap: Handy travel-sized selection pack. Weight-conscious hikers can repackage into mini-dropper bottles (see under). Not solely are they reasonably priced and sensible, however gifting Dr.Bronner’s is a none-too-subtle means of claiming, “mate, you really need to work on your hygiene.”

22.  Mini Dropper Bottles (2 Pack) – For nearly 20 years, I’ve repackaged my hand sanitizer and Aquamira in these tiny bottles for all of my backcountry journeys.

23.  Trash Compactor Bag – When bought in packets of 10 or 20, these infants often work out to between $1 and $2 a pop. It puzzles me as to why anybody would spend $40 plus for a dyneema pack liner, when a trash compactor bag weighs about the identical (a tiny bit heavier) and performs simply as properly for a fraction of the worth.

24. Zipper Cleaner – Keeping tent zippers clear charges simply behind laundering your sleeping bag on the listing of issues hikers are vulnerable to overlook on the finish of an extended backpacking season. Zipper upkeep is very essential if a lot of your mountain climbing is finished in coastal or desert environments (Tip: Always be mild with zippers; by no means drive a caught zipper).

25.  Condoms – In addition to the apparent, the outdated Johnny bag will also be used as an emergency water holder (as much as 2 liters) in case one in every of your bottles develops a leak. They additionally come in useful as a water-proof cowl on your telephone throughout river crossings. It’s even potential to make use of the contact display screen via the latex – helpful for secure sexting.

26.  Bag Balm – Bag Balm now is available in sensible travel-sized 1/4 oz tubes. Not solely does these things works wonders on thigh and bum chafe, nevertheless it additionally turns out to be useful in case you are overcome by the urge to exploit a cow whereas out on path (i.e. Which was its authentic objective when developed again in 1899).

27.  Titanium Sewing Scissors – I’ve a few gram weenie hiker mates who love these items. They tip the scales at solely 0.3 oz, and when you add the mini-tweezers from the Swiss Army Classic, you’ve a gossamer weight combo (0.4 oz), which ought to cowl nearly your whole restore and tick elimination wants whereas out within the area.

28. 3M Micropore Tape – Breathable paper medical tape. Adheres properly. I’ve used it for years as an alternative of band-aids and different adhesive strips.

29.  Ibuprofen – Vitamin “I”. A hurting hiker’s finest pal. Can be discovered in lots of (if not most) hikers’ First-Aid kits. Forget in regards to the identify manufacturers equivalent to Advil and go generic. For $10 you may often choose up a 100-count bottle at most main supermarkets.

30.  Backcountry Bidet / Reconstituted Sports Drink Bottle (600ml) – Cheap and multi-purpose. You can choose one up at any petrol/gasoline station. Look for bottles with a flip-cap spout. Show you care by together with the next directions and warnings on an accompanying Post-it word:

A. Be certain to fill the bottle to the highest earlier than use, as roughly solely the primary 200 ml are squirtable;

B. Short, sharp squeezes fired at an upward angle of 45° work finest, and;

C. Pro Tip: Don’t put the spout too near your freckle, as accidents can occur, and there’s nothing worse than discovering poo floaties in your ingesting water over the course of the mountain climbing day.

31. Bleach – Forget about these fancy filters and chlorine dioxide drops. Bleach tastes horrible and will not be very efficient combatting giardia and crypto, however what the hey, for $10 you should buy sufficient to final you a few thru-hikes after which put your financial savings in the direction of a course of Fasigyn.

32. Inflatable Pillow / Wine field bladder – The redneck’s backcountry pillow. For bogan bonus factors and a surefire thumper of a headache the next day, pack in a full field and drink all of it on the primary evening of your journey.

33. Safety Sunglasses – Lots of various choices. Go for one that gives good UV safety. You can usually choose them up for round $10 a pair on-line or at {hardware} shops.

34.  Electrolyte Tablets – Especially useful when mountain climbing in sizzling temperatures and/or for folk that often undergo from muscle cramps.

35. Ultralight Backpackin’ Tips – More than a decade after it was printed, Mike Clelland’s Ultralight Backpackin’ Tips nonetheless charges as one of the crucial informative and entertaining books on methods to lighten your pack weight.

36. Make America Great Again cap – Practical and crappy. In regards to the previous high quality, the hat’s brim helps to maintain the solar’s damaging rays off your face. As for the crappy half…….properly………..

37.  Hand Rake (Set of two) – Speaking of the porn-star-hushing, document-squirreling, disinfectant-boosting, tax-avoiding, NFT-hawking, election-denying, riot-fanning, wannabee-Greenland-purchasing, former Commander Bankrupt In Chief, one in every of Trumpy’s most memorable options was to observe Finland’s instance in serving to to maintain America’s “forests floors clean.” Hikers can do their half by choosing up a pair of those light-weight leaf scoopers for his or her subsequent backcountry tour. They weigh below 12 oz a pair and are simple to strap onto the again of your pack when not in use. With each second pair bought, patrons will obtain both a “Rake America Great Again” or “I Love Finland” bumper sticker.

37. Beer Koozie – Multi-purpose merchandise. Emergency mitten, storage on your DSLR lenses, paw protector in case your canine steps on a cactus, and helps to maintain that post-hike beer that you simply left in your automobile refreshingly lukewarm. Earn gram weenie bonus factors by buying it from one in every of your favourite ultralight cottage gear firms.

38.  Therm-a-rest Z-Lite Seat Pad  – When your outdated Z-Lite has gone flatter than gander’s arch, lob off a few segments and reward them to a mountain climbing buddy seeking a bit extra back-country consolation throughout their noon breaks. Alternatively, huge spenders can splash out on a new Z-Seat Pad and share the posterior love amongst three of their hiker buddies.

39.  Frogg Toggs / DriDucks Rain Pants – The full Frog Toggs go well with will value round $22. However, whereas the jacket could also be a useful choice for a lot of three-season backpacking excursions, the pants (est. worth $0.10) are about as sturdy as a pair of Altras on something however manicured trails. Irrespective of the setting, chances are high you’ll blow out the crotch, bottom, or rip a gap in one of many legs inside a few days of leaving the trailhead.

40.  Mylar Blanket (Pack of 10) – A cut price at lower than a greenback a pop. In addition to being utilized in emergencies, house blankets will also be employed as a light-weight floor sheet, signaling mirror, and makeshift tarp.

41.  Baskin & Robbins Pink Spoon –  If you order a sundae at Baskin & Robbins, it comes with a semi-durable, difficult-to-lose, long-handled pink plastic spoon. I used one in every of these for 2000 miles on the Pacific Crest Trail in 2012.

42.  The Fellowship of the Ring – This is the primary a part of “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy, and for my cash, the very best thru-hiking story ever written. You can typically choose up a used copy for lower than a fiver on Amazon. Basically, it’s the story of a various bunch of fellows who went out for a multi-month stroll, received as much as a lot of memorable adventures, met some cool path angels, took some zero days, had some variations of opinion with regard to route choice, cut up into separate teams, stood by one another when occasions had been powerful, completed their journeys at completely different termini, and, lastly, met up for celebratory post-hike beers on a area referred to as Cormallen at journey’s finish.

43.  John Muir’s Works – You can choose up both a paperback or Kindle model of “The Yosemite” and “My First Summer in the Sierra” for lower than $5 on Amazon. More than three a long time after first studying Muir’s works as an adolescent, he stays one in every of my favorite wilderness writers.

44.  Tenacious Tape – An improve from duct tape for out-in-the-field gear repairs to your tent, rain jacket, or wind shirt

45.  Mini Dice – This one is courtesy of my pal, Liz “Snorkel” Thomas, backpacking sage, writer, and Queen of Urban Thru-hiking. According to Snorks, “five mini-dice weigh in at grams and provide hours of entertainment for hikers trapped in a tent or shelter on a rainy or snowy day. Good for Yahtzee, Farkel, and anything else you can make up.” A 100-pack will set you again $5.

46.  PeakFinder App – This suggestion is from my outdated mate, Paul Magnanti (Pmags). While mountain climbing in Colorado’s Sangre de Cristo vary in 2016, Mags blew me away when he began randomly rattling off the names and altitudes of each mountain nearby. Just after I thought he was taking the piss, he confirmed me the PeakFinder app on his telephone ($3.99 as of 2022). To use the app, merely level the digital camera at your mountain of selection, and a panoramic drawing will overlay the picture and offer you all of the related particulars. It at present has info on greater than 950,000 peaks all over the world (Note: Other helpful apps for hikers embody PlantNet (free, easy, quick, and correct plant identifications), SkySafari (simple to make use of astronomy information to the evening sky), and Knots 3D (take a wild guess).

47. Nan Shepherd’s “The Living Mountain”: Shepherd was a Scottish poet and nationalist who’s commemorated on the nation’s five-pound word. “The Living Mountain” is Shepherd’s fantastically written testomony to the thrill and wonders of strolling in nature, particularly in her beloved Cairngorm mountains.

48.  Dehydrated Cocktails – Perfect for hip flask-carrying backpackers that wish to lengthen hiker midnight previous 9 pm. Flavor choices embody Mango Margarita, Mint Mojito, and Blood Orange Mai Tai.

49. Personalized Revenge Voodoo Doll – When sharing somebody’s path combine has left you with a debilitating case of the trots, otherwise you picked up a bit of greater than you bargained for throughout a wild evening at Trail Days, reward your self one in every of these customized light-weight dolls (3.2 oz / pins included). Sure they value a bit over $10, nevertheless it’s arduous to place a value on a great dose of path revenge.

50. Backpacking Skills/Educational Books – Much of the backpacking recommendation you see on YouTube is 90 % tip and 10 % iceberg. For of us simply moving into the game, I extremely suggest choosing up a handful of traditional hiking-related texts, which can complement the time you spend out within the boonies in serving to to construct your backcountry ability set and information base.

51.  The backside half of a Platypus bladder – When your platy bladder is discoloured, more and more brittle, and the seam on the prime has ruptured, minimize it in half and regift the underside half to an ultralight hiker pal. They can then use it to scoop water from filthy puddles when mountain climbing in pink rock nation or alternatively make use of it as a poor man’s consuming vessel.

52. Plastic Shower Curtain – Forget about fancy supplies equivalent to Dyneema Composite Fabrics (DCF); the legendary Grandma Gatewood used a plastic bathe curtain for rain safety when she grew to become the primary girl to thru-hike the Appalachian Trail in 1955. In doing so, she might have inadvertently develop into the originator of the Poncho Tarp.

53. Spam satchels – America’s favourite thriller meat. Inexpensive, long-lasting, and full of fats and protein, (in idea) spam looks as if it might be a great choice for calorie-loading long-distance hikers. Until you really style it. I throw up a bit of in my mouth simply serious about it.

54.  Mack’s Silicone Ear Plugs – Anti-snoring resolution. According to their promo spiel, Mack’s “have been saving marriages since 1962.” A must have for anybody pondering of going from hut to hut within the Alps or mountain climbing the Appalachian Trail throughout the common season (Note: As a bonus, I can personally attest that Mack’s silicone plugs work nice within the pool as properly, for these of us which might be vulnerable to swimmer’s ear infections).

55.  Beano Ultra – When your mountain climbing associate is overdoing it on the dehydrated beans, and his or her farts would make a skunk blush, supply them some Beano Ultra to chop issues off on the pass.

56. Croakies (or equal) – Useful reward for noggin-perching sunglass wearers, equivalent to myself, that often scratch or lose sun shades out within the boonies.

57.  Smartwater bottle – Lightweight (1.3 oz), lengthy, slim, clean sides, and fairly sturdy, Smartwater is the ingesting vessel of selection for a lot of weight-conscious backpackers.

58.  Spiky Massage Ball– Lightweight and compact merchandise that helps to cut back muscle ache and rigidity within the ft, calves, hips, glutes, arms, and shoulders. For a bit of extra cash, you may go for a lighter and extra environmentally pleasant cork choice from Rawology.

59.  Handsfree Umbrella Clamp – Functional accent for umbrella customers (particularly people who wield trekking poles) that clips onto nearly any shoulder strap.

60. Paper Coffee Filters – Cheap-as-chips merchandise that’s helpful for pre-filtering soiled or silty water.

61. Hotel/Spa Slippers – Tipping the scales at round 70 gr/2.5 oz, lodge slippers are an inexpensive, gentle, compact, and cozy camp shoe choice. They are additionally very best for backcountry huts when you have to depart your mountain climbing footwear on the door.

62. Sponges – Featherweight, multi-purpose merchandise that can be utilized as a pot cleaner, condensation dryer, and, when you’re actually determined, to take in the final drops of water in a shallower-than-shallow pothole (Note: A straw could be a greater choice for the final level).

63. Blaze Orange Vest (and hat) – Essential equipment when mountain climbing throughout searching season in lots of locations within the US. In the phrases of PMags (seen within the photograph under): “Wearing blaze orange is good for safety; hunters appreciate it, and it’s a respectful way of sharing the outdoors among all users.”

64. Foot File/Callus Remover – You can usually choose foot information up for below $10, however for one thing as essential as your ft, I’d suggest spending a wee bit extra for a mannequin that’s going to do the job properly and final for the lengthy haul. I purchased a Probelle a couple of years again, and it’s nonetheless going robust.

65. Nikwax Down Wash –  For arguably essentially the most cherished (and infrequently the costliest) merchandise in a backpacker’s equipment, it surprises me what number of of us don’t take higher care of their sleeping bag/quilt. In a nutshell, laundering your bag or quilt every year will assist it last more and insulate extra successfully (Note: If you wish to go the additional yard, purchase the giftee a couple of tennis balls to assist within the drying course of).

66. Lint –  Makes for an amazing emergency hearth starter. Empty the contents of your garments dryer’s lint catcher right into a tiny Ziploc bag. Throw in some further lint out of your stomach button simply to offer the reward a extra private contact.

67. Packing Pod Pillow – I have a tendency to not use plenty of stuff sacks after I hike, however during the last couple of years, I’ve periodically introduced alongside a few SMD packing pods. Apart from being useful for organizational functions, these brightly colored pods are additionally the proper dimension to make use of as a pillowcase, filled with no matter clothes objects you’re not sleeping in.

68. 100 Wt Fleece – Durable, breathable, and moisture-resistant energetic put on. An glorious value-for-money merchandise that (most of the time) has a spot in my backpacking equipment regardless of the setting or season. They’ll often value a bit of over $10, however you may usually discover them on particular for below $20 or $30.

69. Mini Carabiners – Tips the dimensions at 0.1 oz/3 gr and can be utilized for guyline attachments, drying hooks, and hanging bear baggage. Poncho tarp customers can use them to make a fast transition from poncho to shelter mode when it’s raining.

70. Fanny Pack – Fanny packs are just like the fruitcakes of the backpacking world. They get plenty of shit, however on the finish of the day, you’ve received to tip your cap to a utilitarian merchandise that merely refuses to go away. Speaking of one thing/one that’s unimaginable to kill…………..

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