This has been probably the most unpredictable NFL season in current reminiscence. On a macro stage we’ve seen the Eagles rise, the Rams fall, the Seahawks defy expectations, and the Broncos epically fail to satisfy their objectives. This carried right into a week-to-week foundation, making the 2022 common season unattainable to precisely predict.
Now, with three video games left, the playoff image is huge open. As it stands we’ve got 10 open spots to be claimed, and 23 totally different groups who nonetheless have a path into the postseason. With it being this up-and-down we may have absolute anarchy to shut out the yr and in the event you’re a fan of unbridled chaos, right here’s how we get there.
The chaos lover’s information to the AFC
Step 1: Indianapolis wins the AFC South
There’s one thing within the water in the case of the NFL’s southern divisions in soccer this season with each the AFC and NFC being mired in absolute mediocrity. Despite being 4-9-1 proper now, the Colts can nonetheless win the AFC South is a collection of chaotic occasions go their method.
To be truthful, the chances of what I’m about to put out are EXTREMELY low, however chaos doesn’t want the numbers on its aspect — simply a possibility.
- Colts win their remaining three video games (Chargers, Giants, Texans)
- Jaguars beat the Jets, lose to the Texans, tying with the Titans to shut out the yr
- Titans lose to the Texans and Cowboys, tying with the Jaguars to shut out the yr
This would lock the Colts, Jaguars and Titans at 7-9-1 every with the convention report tiebreaker deciding the winner. This would have the Colts at 6.5, the Jaguars at 6.5 and the Titans at 5.5. So we’d then to go tiebreaker 2, contained in the AFC South itself — the place Indy and Jacksonville could be tied once more at 2.5. Finally the impasse is damaged with tiebreaker No. 3, power of victory, the place the Colts would edge out the Jaguars by a margin of .496 to .477.
Easily probably the most chaotic end result attainable.
Step 2: The AFC North by some means will get 4 groups into the playoffs
This requires a dozen shifting components to see occur — however it’s too humorous to not embrace the stupidity. In this state of affairs the Dolphins and Chargers fall out of the playoffs all collectively, with each different potential bubble crew that’s not within the AFC North additionally failing to make it.
Here’s the Cliff’s Notes model of what we have to see for chaos to make sure:
- Browns beat the Saints and Commanders, tying with the Steelers
- Steelers beat the Raiders, attempting with the Ravens and Browns
- Ravens can do something, however should tie with Steelers
- Bengals can do something
- Dolphins and Chargers lose out
- Patriots and Jets win no a couple of sport of their last three
To add to the chaos lets have the Ravens beat the Bengals, successful the AFC North with a 10-6-1 report. Cincinnati finishes second at 10-7. The Browns make it in with 8-8-1 and the Steelers are in at 8-7-2. Numerous groups on the bubble miss out by ending 8-9.
The chaos AFC playoff matchups
First spherical bye: Buffalo Bills (1)
Pittsburgh Steelers (7) vs. Kansas City Chiefs (2)
Cleveland Browns (6) vs. Baltimore Ravens (3)
Cincinnati Bengals (5) vs. Indianapolis Colts (4)
The chaos lover’s information to the NFC
Step 1: The Panthers win the NFC South, and Tom Brady goes house
This is concurrently the dumbest attainable end result, and the best potential path within the NFC. Despite being 5-9 Carolina makes the playoffs in the event that they win their last three video games, no matter no matter anybody else within the NFC South does.
Anyone can nonetheless win the NFC South, however Carolina is by far the funniest potential champion. This is a crew that fired its head coach, traded its greatest offensive participant, was on the trail to tanking — then obtained significantly better beneath interim coach Steve Wilks and now has an opportunity to win their division with a dropping report.
Let’s make this a step stupider although. If each crew within the NFC South loses in Week 16, the Panthers can nonetheless make the playoffs in the event that they beat Tampa Bay and New Orleans to shut out the season. This would give them a last report of 7-10 as division champions.
Step 2: The Rams make the playoffs
Any machinations of the Rams successful back-to-back Super Bowls went out the window weeks in the past, however there’s nonetheless a path the place this 4-9 crew makes the playoffs.
- Rams win out (Packers, Broncos, Chargers, Seahawks)
- Commanders lose out (49ers, Browns, Cowboys)
- Seahawks lose out (Chiefs, Jets, Rams)
- Lions lose out (Panthers, Bears, Packers)
This would trigger the Rams not solely to complete with an 8-9 report on the yr, higher than the NFC South successful Panthers.
The chaos NFC playoff matchups
First spherical bye: Philadelphia Eagles (1)
Los Angeles Rams (7) vs. Minnesota Vikings (2)
New York Giants (6) vs. San Francisco 49ers (3)
Dallas Cowboys (5) vs. Carolina Panthers (4)