{"id":75315,"date":"2023-03-01T19:50:13","date_gmt":"2023-03-01T19:50:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/showbizztoday.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/01\/aaron-rodgers-emerges-from-darkness-goes-on-lame-podcast\/"},"modified":"2023-03-01T19:50:13","modified_gmt":"2023-03-01T19:50:13","slug":"aaron-rodgers-emerges-from-darkness-goes-on-lame-podcast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/showbizztoday.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/01\/aaron-rodgers-emerges-from-darkness-goes-on-lame-podcast\/","title":{"rendered":"Aaron Rodgers emerges from darkness, goes on lame podcast"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This morning I used to be assigned to judge the Aaron Rodgers-Aubrey Marcus podcast<\/a><\/span> concerning the quarterback, excuse me, particular person\u2019s self-reflection after the darkness. Over what was a sprawling dialog that wasn\u2019t as attention-grabbing as the 2 thought it was, I’m now dumber for having listened to it. Oh, and by the way in which, there\u2019s nonetheless no soccer choice, however Rodgers<\/a><\/span> admitted it\u2019s finest if it\u2019s made sooner fairly than later. <\/p>\n

I\u2019m undecided the best way to really feel about that as a result of he\u2019s at present his personal content material manufacturing facility, one during which I\u2019ve been laboring away, inhaling fumes that may inevitably give me most cancers. <\/p>\n

Speaking of sizzling air, there was an enormous quantity spilled in that hour and a half, so let\u2019s take a look at among the highlights earlier than my mind leaks out of my ears. <\/p>\n

The ins and outs of the retreat<\/h2>\n

The dialog opened with the simply aggregatable stuff \u2014 how did you get round at midnight, how did you place toothpaste in your toothbrush, how did you wipe your ass. The solutions, and I\u2019m paraphrasing, have been \u201cNot very well,\u201d \u201cI squirted the toothpaste in my mouth,\u201d and \u201cThe diet I was on lent itself to a lot of smooth No. 2s.\u201d<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s a darkness retreat; I assume the only sustenance is berries and milk from various nuts. Rodgers said it was a lot of two-wipers and occasionally he felt like he didn\u2019t even need to wipe at all. Aubrey countered with an anecdote from his own retreat where he ingested so much coconut oil he had violent diarrhea. And then the two of them talked about \u201cGhost shits<\/a><\/span>,\u201d which I suppose is whenever you suppose you shit however didn\u2019t. I\u2019m undecided, and I\u2019m not going to Google it. <\/p>\n

Not allowed to make enjoyable of the retreat as a result of it was for psychological well being<\/h2>\n

The hell I\u2019m not. There\u2019s nothing mistaken with prioritizing your mind. Therapy is useful, however I\u2019ll equate it to this: If you noticed somebody engaged on their bodily well being by utilizing a Mueller Exercise Belt<\/a><\/span> \u2014 the machine that simply jiggles you whilst you stand there \u2014 you\u2019d in all probability chortle. <\/p>\n

You\u2019d chortle as a result of it appears to be like ridiculous, and there are different, extra confirmed types of addressing your psychological well being than one thing silly like locking your self in a windowless resort room for 4 days. I\u2019m not faulting Rodgers for engaged on his psychological well being. I\u2019m giving him shit as a result of he and Marcus had a dialog about the way it\u2019s not solitary confinement as a result of there\u2019s slightly window within the jail cell, and so they had no mild in any respect. <\/p>\n

The duo chatted barefoot in designer sweatpants at a mountain retreat, and there was a crystal assortment not far off-camera. <\/p>\n

Then Rodgers revealed that he responded to a darkness detractor on Twitter with the Ted Lasso quote (that\u2019s a Walt Whitman quote): \u201cBe curious, not judgemental.\u201d And I gotta say I’ve by no means been much less excited for the return of a present that I genuinely liked, and that\u2019s together with the post-Michael Scott seasons of The Office<\/em>. <\/p>\n

Aubrey Marcus is to Aaron Rodgers what Alex Guerrero is to Tom Brady<\/h2>\n

The solely factor I discovered attention-grabbing concerning the podcast was Rodgers budding broship with Marcus. The podcast host of a \u201cmotivational destination for conversations\u201d was at a few highway video games, and a bunch of house video games, and for no matter cause \u2014 medicine, adulation, shamanism \u2014 it appears like Marcus has a big affect on the QB. <\/p>\n

I had no thought this Aubrey Marcus character existed earlier than this morning. He made 9 figures off his complement enterprise that was bolstered by sidling as much as Joe Rogan. (I\u2019ll wait whilst you make your InfoWars jokes.) The quantity of self-indulgent nonsense spewed between the 2 was sufficient to get me to weigh the feasibility of ripping off the leg of my desk and impaling myself, and this was on the 45-minute mark of the present. <\/p>\n

Aubrey discovered correlations to Rodgers\u2019 soccer profession along with his personal pickup basketball league, was a phrase or two away from quoting the \u201cShow them who you are\u201d line from Black Panther<\/em>, wept over his personal Lord of the Rings<\/em> analogy, and rattled off one-liners like this \u201cmatters to the forging of the blade of who I am.\u201d<\/p>\n

What \u201cthis\u201d was I do not know, similar to I do not know how I\u2019m purported to get pleasure from a world the place Aubrey fucking Marcus made lots of of thousands and thousands of {dollars} off of dietary supplements. <\/p>\n

Rodgers desires you to know that he\u2019s tremendous good<\/h2>\n

These have been precise sentences uttered by Rodgers:<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m athletic but also super smart.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI never wanted to be just a football player. Cuz I\u2019m a smart guy who went on Jeopardy and won.\u201d<\/p>\n

It was Celebrity Jeopardy to start with, and Rodgers isn\u2019t the primary particular person to be (allegedly) good and play soccer. Former NFL security Myron Rolle, who really is sensible, was a fucking Rhodes Scholar and is at present a neurosurgeon. Rodgers mentioned, with one hundred pc seriousness, \u201cI have three god sons now\u201d as if he\u2019s Carl Winslow. OK, however that doesn\u2019t make you a father, similar to auditioning to host Jeopardy doesn\u2019t make you Alex Trebek. <\/p>\n

Rodgers soccer future<\/h2>\n

The majority of the dialog centered round Rodgers\u2019 coming to phrases with what life could be like if he retired and what life could be like if he saved enjoying. His come to Jesus second occurred when he realized: \u201cWhat if I just embraced I am a football player?\u201d<\/p>\n

Marcus then reassured Rodgers that he nonetheless has it just like the fanboy that this podcast proved him to be. The quarterback in the end reached the conclusion that \u201cBoth options feel nourishing and special.\u201d Wait, so, when confronted with the choices to retire a multimillionaire earlier than 40, or play one other season of the game that made you a multimillionaire, Rodgers feels snug both method? Good god, I don\u2019t want a metric ton of dietary supplements and an prolonged nap to determine that out. <\/p>\n

The soccer a part of the dialogue devolved into the identical drained cliches that sports activities podcasts at all times do \u2014 it\u2019s about accountability and the crew \u2014 and never a phrase was mentioned about whether or not Rodgers feels that method about subsequent 12 months\u2019s Packers, or one other NFL franchise. <\/p>\n

He\u2019s in a \u201cpost-tragic state of consciousness\u201d (Marcus\u2019 phrases, not mine), and might be proud of no matter choice he makes. I\u2019m simply completely satisfied it\u2019s nearly over.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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