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Abbott Elementary<\/b>:   <\/p>\n

1. Mr Johnson: \u201cWell, I\u2019m a pacifist. You mess with me, I\u2019m-a pass a fist across your face.\u201d (Sandi) <\/div>\n
2. Melissa: \u201cI\u2019m telling you, Barb, I\u2019ve never had a class make this much reading progress this fast. We\u2019re riding that Magic Schoolbus straight to victory.\u201d Barb: \u201cI never cared for that Ms. Frizzle. Always wearing those kooky outfits and that overzealous can-do attitude.\u201d (Dahne) <\/div>\n
3. Melissa to a scholar battling studying: \u201cYou see the story\u2019s about a little girl who, um\u2026had to read things a few times until they made sense and sometimes some of the other kids would make fun of her. But at the end, she figures out that it doesn\u2019t matter how fast or slow you read. Reading\u2019s about having fun. You see, my teacher gave this (book) to me when I was a little girl, just about your age, And I promise you, I grew up to love reading.\u201d ~~As a librarian, this second made me smile and nod. (Dahne) <\/div>\n
4. Melissa: \u201cI just think it\u2019s cute how you\u2019re still trying, Janine. You\u2019re not gonna catch us. That Wimpy Kid can\u2019t crank out diaries fast enough.\u201d (Dahne) <\/p>\n

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Big Sky (Spoiler Girl)<\/b> <\/div>\n

1. Donno: \u201cDo you remember when you stabbed me with that stick?\u201d Tonya: \u201cOf course.\u201d Donno: \u201cNot killing you was the best thing I ever did.\u201d <\/div>\n
2. Tonya: “One final job, Donno. That’s it. Then we’re out.” <\/p>\n

Doom Patrol (Sandi)<\/b> <\/div>\n

1. Cliff: \u201cIf people want to love you, there isn\u2019t really anything you can do to stop them.\u201d <\/p>\n

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Ghosts<\/b>:<\/div>\n

 1. Flower: \u201cI think Pete just wanted to help, Thor. Like an uncle. That’s what uncles do. They give you advice and buy you weed, and stare too long at your friends.\u201d (Chris C) <\/div>\n
2. Sam: \u201cThe point is you went way too far. Hetty, what were you thinking?\u201d Hetty: \u201cI was not the best mother. I delegated the care and raising of my children to others and I missed out on being a part of their lives. And then, after my death, I had to watch my children become adults in this house – unable to help them, to give advice, to guide them\u2026I have watched generations of Woodstones make mistakes in this house. But then after 100 years, a miracle happened. You fell down those stairs and I was given a second chance to be heard.\u201d Sam: \u201cYou know, my mom used to point out my mistakes\u2026a lot. We would get into these huge fights and I would do the opposite of what she said and because of that I probably missed out on some good advice.\u201d Hetty: \u201cWell, maybe this is a second chance for both of us.\u201d Sam: \u201cThat\u2019s a nice way to think of it.\u201d (Dahne) <\/div>\n
3. Pete: \u201cHmm, I see. You want some advice?\u201d Sass: \u201cFrom you? About women? I mean\u2026sure.\u201d Pete: \u201cYou know how you can tell 100% if someone\u2019s cheating on you. You can\u2019t. That\u2019s the thing about relationships. You know, you have to trust. Now in my case, the trust wasn\u2019t warranted, but the alternative is to let paranoia take over and ruin what could be a good thing.\u201d Sass: \u201cThat actually makes a lot of sense. Thanks, Pete.\u201d Pete: \u201cAny time, roomie.\u201d (Dahne) <\/p>\n

Gossip Girl (Sandi)<\/b> <\/div>\n

1. Luna: \u201cYou\u2019re not broken. You\u2019re growing. Will matters to Audrey, so therefore he matters to you. The problem is, you think you have to be someone else to get you to matter to him. You don\u2019t.\u201d <\/p>\n

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Happy Valley (SpoilerGirl)<\/b> <\/div>\n

1. Catherine: “Yoga\u2019s harmful. Someone got here to do a session for us on the nick one dinnertime. We have been all farting like billy-o after the primary few strikes. We gave off sufficient methane to soften a polar icecap. Greta Thunberg needed to come and communicate to us.\u201d <\/div>\n
2. Catherine to Ryan: “I\u2019ve seen the way you draw a cock-and-balls after we play Picture Consequences and it\u2019s nothing like that.” <\/p>\n

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The Last of Us (Bradley)<\/b> <\/div>\n

1. Bill: “The authorities are all Nazis!” ~~Nick Offerman bringing the spirit of Ron Swanson to HBO? Glorious. <\/div>\n
2. Frank: “Take me to mattress.” ~~A splendidly poignant line to finish our brief-but-beautiful expertise with these two fascinating, absorbing side-characters. <\/p>\n

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Mythic Quest (Sandi)<\/b> <\/div>\n

1. Poppy: \u201c \u2018It is what it is.\u2019 That\u2019s your big revelation?\u201d Ian: \u201cYeah, I am who I am. And, I do what I do. And you, you are who you are, and you do what you do. And that should be enough for both of us. And if it isn\u2019t, then we shouldn\u2019t be doing any of it anymore.\u201d <\/div>\n
2. Ian: \u201cYes. We are broken, but in all the right places. And for some reason, we, like, fit together. I don\u2019t know why. Humans are messy. Relationships are insane! I mean, we\u2019re a bunch of monkeys that stood up straight on a rock that\u2019s floating around a ball of hot plasma that\u2019s four billion years old. And we\u2019re walking around like we know what the fuck is going on. I don\u2019t know, man. All I know is I love you, you love me, and everything else is semantics. We mess up, we apologise, we move on. But the point is, no matter what, our relationship is worth it.\u201d Poppy: \u201cI love you, too.\u201d Ian: \u201cWhat?\u201d Poppy: \u201cI love you, too.\u201d Ian: \u201cYeah, I know. I just covered that in my speech\u201c <\/div>\n
3. Brad: \u201cHey, Rachel, I just want you to know that I\u2019m gonna do everything in my power to help your girlfriend.\u201d Rachel: \u201cOh, thanks, Brad.\u201d Brad: \u201cCrush you. And crush Mythic Quest and anyone else who gets in her way.\u201d Rachel: \u201cDana would never do that. That\u2019s not her.\u201d Brad: \u201cOh, just like you would never abandon all your convictions for a paltry bonus cheque? The one that you\u2019re currently clutching in your pocket?\u201d Rachel: \u201cI\u2019m…I\u2019m not clutching anything.\u201d Brad: \u201cI can hear it crinkle.\u201d <\/p>\n

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Night Court (Dahne)<\/b> <\/div>\n

1. Dan: \u201cI prefer leaving the past in the past. If these walls could talk, they\u2019d say, \u2018Kill me.\u2019 \u201c <\/div>\n
2. Judge Abby: \u201cBy any chance, are you dyslexic?\u201d Mr. Buchwald: \u201cI am, your Honor, but it\u2019s my understanding that\u2019s only a crime in Texas.\u201d <\/div>\n
3. Dan to Howie, the conspiracy lizard individual theorist: \u201cWere you attacked by a salamander when you were a kid? Did your dad leave your mom for a gecko? Paint me the science fiction country song that is your life.\u201d <\/div>\n
4. Olivia to Maggie: \u201cYou have the memory of a serial killer\u2026in a fun way.\u201d <\/p>\n

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Poker Face (Joshua)<\/b> <\/div>\n

1. Sterling Frost Jr: “To everybody working right here, I’m the child clamping round in his dad’s footwear. Its humiliating; I’ve made errors I have never,uh for those who Google me you recognize I’ve had unhealthy conditions beforehand. I can not dwell as a failure in his shadow for the remainder of my life. I swear to God, I’d relatively die. This is my final probability to show I’m not what he thinks I’m.” <\/p>\n

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The Rookie (Spoiler Girl)<\/b> <\/div>\n

1. Suspect: \u201cYou look good out of uniform.\u201d Angela: \u201cI know.\u201d <\/div>\n
2. Lucy: “I really feel like I want you to reset your expectations slightly bit. You’re not going to see me bare for some time. I do not need to rush into that. I need to take issues sluggish. Go on this date, perhaps a second date. Have our first, perhaps actual kiss. I simply do not assume we should always bounce into mattress collectively simply because we all know one another so effectively.” <\/div>\n
3. Bradford: \u201cI guess this is our official first date.\u201d Lucy: \u201cLast night was. For sure. I mean it’s a better story for the grandkids.\u201d Bradford: \u201cWe’ve got grandkids now. Nice.\u201d <\/p>\n

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Son of a Critch (Sandi)<\/b> <\/div>\n

1. Mark: \u201cYou never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory. If only we knew what ones we would yearn for when we are older. Then we could soak them in before they were gone forever. Maybe then, we would have fewer regrets.\u201d <\/div>\n
2. Mary: \u201cHi there, I\u2019m just her daughter from the first marriage. Surprise, she\u2019s not the vestal virgin you thought!\u201d [to mother] \u201cHave fun with that.\u201d Johanna: \u201cYou little bitch.\u201d Mary: \u201cNo. It\u2019s Critch.\u201d <\/p>\n

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That \u201890s Show (Sandi)<\/b> <\/div>\n

1. Red: \u201cNow, where\u2019s my granddaughter?\u201d Ozzie: \u201cI\u2019m not saying jack squat until I talk to my mother.\u201d Red: \u201cYou\u2019ll never see your mother again until you start talking.\u201d Ozzie: \u201cOkay fine. She went to nunya.\u201d Red: \u201cNow we\u2019re getting somewhere. Where\u2019s nunya?\u201d Ozzie: \u201cNunya business.\u201d Kitty: \u201cWell, Red, you just kinda walked into that.\u201d <\/p>\n

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The Way Home (DJRiter)<\/b> <\/div>\n

1. Kat, after encountering her uncharacteristically upbeat teenage daughter Alice early one morning: \u201cWho replaced my daughter with Rainbow Brite?\u201d <\/div>\n
2. Kat, later that day, after an emotional outburst from mentioned daughter: \u201cAt least I know my teenage daughter\u2019s still in there.\u201d <\/div>\n
3. Elliott, joking with Alice concerning the polaroid that exhibits her on one among her time journey visits to the previous: \u201cBe careful that you don\u2019t start to fade away in it like Marty McFly.\u201d (Alice stares at him befuddled.) \u201cYou know like Back to the Future?\u201d Alice: \u201cYou\u2019re so old.\u201d <\/p>\n

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Willow (Sandi)<\/b> <\/div>\n

1. Jade: \u201cThis is so silly. There\u2019s no one here.\u201d Boorman: \u201cOh, they\u2019re here. They\u2019re hiding.\u201d Jade: \u201cFrom who?\u201d Boorman: \u201cFrom us.\u201d Graydon: \u201cWell, if they\u2019re hiding from us, that means they know that we\u2019re here. In which case, who are we hiding from?\u201d Boorman: \u201cFrom them. It\u2019s like you\u2019ve never snuck into an undead city before.\u201d <\/p>\n

Young Sheldon (Sandi)<\/b>  <\/div>\n

1. Missy: \u201cWhat\u2019s going on?\u201d Georgie: \u201cSheldon wants to quit college.\u201d Missy: \u201cSo I\u2019m the only one who\u2019s not a dropout? Who saw that coming?\u201d   <\/p>\n

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