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<\/figure>\n I assume for those who have been sentenced to hang around with one NFL proprietor, Jim Irsay is likely to be atop the listing. He at the least has an identifiable love of music, which provides him one thing in widespread with most different folks. We do not know what most house owners do for enjoyable, apart from most likely making their gardeners struggle to the demise in entrance of their golf buddies for cash. Unless we\u2019re speaking about Dan Snyder, whose concept of enjoyable, I can solely assume, is to plan a listing of enemies that’s nearly definitely 75 p.c made up of the women who rejected him in seventh grade. There\u2019s at the least one thing you’ll be able to speak about within the firm of Irsay and never have him have a look at you such as you\u2019re some form of subterranean creature. You would possibly have a look at him that means, however he’s most likely able to an precise dialog. Yes, he\u2019s nearly definitely unhinged and disconnected from actuality like every other billionaire, and certain would punt your canine right into a river for an additional $20 similar to the remainder of them. There\u2019s only one airplane to which you would possibly relate. <\/p>\n Or at the least, that\u2019s what I believed earlier than I noticed Monday evening\u2019s presser after he fired his coach (and it\u2019s clear that he fired Frank Reich and never GM Chris Ballard). Now I\u2019m undecided Irsay can have a dialog with anybody apart from the voices in his head and at nothing lower than full quantity. In case you\u2019d like to observe the entire thing, however deliver a raincoat:<\/p>\n