{"id":141732,"date":"2025-05-11T06:53:31","date_gmt":"2025-05-11T06:53:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/showbizztoday.com\/index.php\/2025\/05\/11\/snl-sketch-sees-walton-goggins-bring-guns-to-the-u-s-constitution\/"},"modified":"2025-05-11T06:53:32","modified_gmt":"2025-05-11T06:53:32","slug":"snl-sketch-sees-walton-goggins-bring-guns-to-the-u-s-constitution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/showbizztoday.com\/index.php\/2025\/05\/11\/snl-sketch-sees-walton-goggins-bring-guns-to-the-u-s-constitution\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;SNL&#8217; Sketch Sees Walton Goggins Bring Guns To The U.S. Constitution"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> [ad_1]<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tTonight on <em><a href=\"https:\/\/deadline.com\/tag\/snl\/\" id=\"auto-tag_snl\" data-tag=\"snl\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">SNL<\/a><\/em>, <a href=\"https:\/\/deadline.com\/tag\/walton-goggins\/\" id=\"auto-tag_walton-goggins\" data-tag=\"walton-goggins\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Walton Goggins<\/a> appeared in a sketch set on the Constitutional Convention, centered on debate over the second modification.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tThe sketch opens after the primary modification is settled on, with delegate James Austin Johnson questioning what the group may body as \u201cthe second most important principle of our nation.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cGuns!\u201d says a personality performed by Goggins.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cExcuse me?\u201d Johnson asks, with Goggins merely repeating himself.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cI don\u2019t hate that,\u201d says a delegate performed by Mikey Day.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cWell, I do. It\u2019s ridiculous,\u201d says Johnson. \u201cSir, what is your name?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t(It\u2019s Matt.)<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cMatt what?\u201d asks Johnson.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cMatt Don\u2019t You Worry About It,\u201d says Goggins.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cWell, Matt, what will posterity say of us if the second right we enshrine in this document is simply guns?\u201d Johnson wonders.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cThat we don\u2019t play,\u201d he says.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cDamn, that\u2019s actually kind of sick,\u201d says Andrew Dismukes, certainly one of a bunch of delegates who shortly come to take Matt\u2019s aspect.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tJohnson says \u201cthis is ludicrous,\u201d with Day arguing, \u201cWe did just make a law that said anyone can say whatever crazy stuff they want, right? Maybe this gun thing would kind of balance that out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cBingo,\u201d says Goggins.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cOkay, yes. But by the same token, wouldn\u2019t having a gun <em>embolden<\/em> people to <em>say <\/em>crazy stuff as well?\u201d Johnson asks.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cBro, what?\u201d asks Goggins.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cGentlemen, we cannot just have an amendment that says \u2018guns.\u2019 What about guns?\u201d asks Johnson.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cHaving them,\u201d Goggins asserts.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tJohnson says he\u2019s open to discussing weapons \u201cfor a later amendment,\u201d however insists on transferring on to extra urgent issues for the second. He asks Matt which state he\u2019s from, with Goggins\u2019 character replying, \u201ca united one.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cHave guns? <em>Really<\/em>, gentlemen? That\u2019s what we want the second amendment to be? \u2018Have guns.\u2019 That sounds idiotic,\u201d says Johnson.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cJust chill. Not have guns. <em>Bear arms<\/em>,\u201d Goggins replies.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201c<em>Ah<\/em>, yeah. Okay. I\u2019m freaking sold. I\u2019m writing it down,\u201d says Johnson.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u00a0With that, Matt\u2019s work is completed, and he turns to go away the room.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cWait, Matt, will we ever see you again?\u201d asks Johnson, with Goggins replying, \u201cDepends on where you look.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\t\u201cNobody ever did see him\u201d although, a narrator tells us, \u201cas he was shot minutes after leaving the room.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto     \">\n\tGoggins hosted tonight, with Arcade Fire as musical visitor. Watch the total sketch above.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>[ad_2]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[ad_1] Tonight on SNL, Walton Goggins appeared in a sketch set on the Constitutional Convention, centered on debate over the second modification. The sketch opens after the primary modification is settled on, with delegate James Austin Johnson questioning what the group may body as \u201cthe second most important principle of our nation.\u201d \u201cGuns!\u201d says a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":141734,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[2907,7173,196,1566,3342,6176,2447,191,195],"class_list":{"0":"post-141732","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-entertainment","8":"tag-bring","9":"tag-constitution","10":"tag-goggins","11":"tag-guns","12":"tag-sees","13":"tag-sketch","14":"tag-snl","15":"tag-u-s","16":"tag-walton"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/showbizztoday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/showbizztoday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/showbizztoday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/showbizztoday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/showbizztoday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/showbizztoday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141732\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/showbizztoday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/141734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/showbizztoday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/showbizztoday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/showbizztoday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}